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    "Hi, I'm Chan, is she always this uhm… different? I've only ever had Mr. Philips for history." Chan said with a giggle.
    "Oh, Mrs.Clarke? yea she's definitely different but that's what makes her awesome, I'm Felix by the way, I'm a senior and you?"
    "Me too, funny I've never seen you around before, are you new?"
    "Not new, just not particularly social," Felix said shyly.

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    Side note you do NOT need to understand any of the references in the fic for it to make sense. All the history and other references are purely for the writers own self indulgence (◠‿◕)

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    Castiel’s life is pretty uneventful — he has his cabin in the woods, he has his bee hives, and he has a massive crush on the delivery guy from the local beekeeper’s supply shop, Dean. He never quite found the courage to tell the gorgeous guy about his feelings, until one day, an encounter with magical pollen takes the decision out of his hands. Aroused beyond belief, he’s tormented by what he wants but can’t have. Luckily, when Dean arrives, he offers to help Castiel out.

    It seems like there’s a simple answer to their dilemma. But suddenly, Castiel finds himself somewhere else, sometime else entirely — naked, covered in bees, on top of a car with a different Dean staring at him. Because nothing is as it seems.

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    Just my daily day-to-day shitpost =)

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    11/?
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    Levi Ackerman is a bit of a cruiser: he doesn’t want a relationship, so he spends much of his time looking for hot men to hook up with. Except for some reason, the gods must have cursed his luck in men and everyone he finds falls somehow inadequate in his search for the perfect fuck. Just when he thinks he’s doomed to be an incel for the rest of his life, he runs into his boss, the young, hot, rich, extremely handsome Eren Jaeger, in the most unlikely of places, kickstarting a crazy office romance he isn’t sure how to deal with.

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    12/?
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    You’re one of Zack’s many victims. Can you survive?

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    Inspired by SawsbuckCoffee and other author's headcanons.

    My name is Crimson Glynn, and I'm not a girl. For years, I've kept all of my step-brother Ash's secrets, and he's kept mine. He's transferring to a place I know I won't succeed in, but it's okay, because I'll get to see him smile again.

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    When Yuri visits Otabek at his childhood home in Almaty, he discovers that Otabek has a secret obsession...

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    Visiting Dream is the best thing Tommy has ever done.
    Or, Tommy and Dream become besties whilst Dream is in prison. Featuring a fluffy disc duo and, of course, a bucket full of angst which is just waiting to “accidentally” spill.
    They play cards together... 😳👉👈

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    Y/N has joined the turtles several times for family game night. They've seen the horrid things to come out of their little tradition. Tonight though, they've decided to join the family for the game and decides to surprise them with a new variation of the iconic game!

    Or,
    Y/N gets to play cards against Disney with the turtles and it gets bad.
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    They/them pronouns. Kept vague.
    !! Slight flirting from each turtle/ in the end you end up going to bed with a turtle. (Kept vague for your enjoyment!)
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    Also yes I bullied Donnie excessively in this one. Idk why it was just funnier to bully him a little.
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    EVERYONE IN THIS ONE SHOT IS 18+ It is even mentioned that the turtles are in their 20s. I swear.
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    When Finn is preparing to leave for the Outer Rim, the Skywalker lightsaber calls to him in the basement of Maz Kanata’s castle instead of Rey.

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    11/?
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    Hannibal AU! Will Graham is chosen to compete in the Crowning Tournament, his country's centuries-long tradition of pitting exemplary men against each other to win the right to rule. Each of Suna's seven small islands train a competitor to battle, and we will follow Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter and many familiar faces as they begin training together for the coming tournament in six years' time. We've got butts, dick jokes, skimpy thongs, tropical weather, Hannibal being annoyingly pretentious, light angst, island living, boys being boys (in the nice way,) and much more!

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    The everyday lives of the 1-A hero course, in between their bouts of heroism.

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    87/?
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    The Joker and Harley, fresh from a breakup, rob the same bank at the same time.

    Or, Drones’ second attempt at writing stand up comedy.

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    Michael turns around, too, and he swears it’s like something out of a romcom. Luke Hemmings turns out to be a gorgeous 6’2 man with eyes so blue and the fluffiest blond curls he’s ever seen. Michael feels his heart rate bump up, up, up, faster, faster, faster, and his mouth goes dry and his eyes probably widen a little too much, but he barely registers the nerves. Instead, his brain takes note of exactly three things: the massive violet bush against his back that threatens to swallow him if he swoons, the smell of the rum that Jack is holding next to him, and the single clear thought his head will allow right now - this summer just got a lot more interesting.

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    A muke cate's brother songfic.

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    All in the title. I meet My Chemical Romance.

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    “You’re too young and wild to be getting into bed before midnight on a Saturday.”

     

    “No, I think this is just right, hyung,” Jungkook replies, standing up just long enough to unbelt his jeans and wiggle out of them. “The wildest, sluttiest thing I could possibly do on a Saturday night is climb into your bed and ask you to scratch my back until I fall asleep.”

     

    Or the one where Jungkook would rather cuddle up to Seokjin than go out on the town with everyone else.

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    What do you do when a mysterious cowboy appears at your window in the middle of the night?

    Well, you open it of course.

    ...But, how can a simple servant of the Wrath ring figure out how to survive in the harsh arms of the wild west?

    When the only thing to help you is your cocky, arrogant, irritating excuse for a partner...things are proven to be quite difficult.

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    I think most of these chapters will be centered around Nosedive and Duke and their love life and sexual tensions with each other. Later chapters will deal with more of the family aspect.

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    You try to coexist with the monstrous and inappropriate Sukuna, the demon who lives under and in your bed

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    After a couple of emotionally trying days, Waxer and Boil relax with some drinks and reminisce about good times during the war, a close call, and reckon with some of the complicated feelings they have about their armor.

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