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Captain Rex wearing his armor and a beautiful blue flower crown with trailing ribbons, pictured in profile, slightly golden light shining from above into his face. Artist Cobalt Beam



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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    When the Coruscant Guard is created to help protect the senators of the Republic, the Handmaidens of Amidala are wary. After all, what good can come from a bunch of random guys Obi-wan Kenobi accidentally found on an unknown planet? Combine that with their Senator's ability to find trouble anywhere and everywhere, and you get a nice headache for everyone involved.

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    01 Mar 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    In this utterly absurd and laugh-out-loud Star Wars fanfic, follow the hapless Darth Sidious as he attempts to corrupt Anakin Skywalker over the course of 13 years. But there's just one problem: Anakin is as dense as a brick and utterly oblivious to Palpatine's schemes. From organizing Jedi bake sales to mistaking dark artifacts for paperweights, Anakin's well-meaning but clueless actions constantly thwart the Sith Lord's grand plans. As Palpatine's frustration grows, Anakin somehow becomes an even better Jedi, leading to the ultimate backfire when Order 66 is hilariously bungled. If you’re looking for a crack fic full of humor, ridiculous outcomes, and a Sith Lord questioning all his life choices, this story is for you.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    02 Nov 2021

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    "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

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    “70 …” 68 said slowly, taken off-guard. 70 wasn’t a brother normally inclined towards ghost-tales. “Ben isn’t real. He’s just a baby story--something the tubies like to pretend is real.”

    70 shook his head, his face set in stubborn lines. “He might not be. No, listen--” he gave 74 a glare when it looked like his brother wanted to interrupt again. “I’ve heard the stories, and they’re always the same. The tubies all know what he looks like. They all know he’s a jetii, before anyone ever told them what a jetii was. You know how the longnecks keep batches of tubies separate. There’s no way any of us, or any of the older vod, could have told them about him. But it doesn’t matter. All the batches know about Ben.”

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    03 Oct 2021

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi is killed by Vader on Mustafar. Cody is killed by Vader nearly two decades later.

    Cody wakes up on Korda VI, and Obi-Wan wakes up at the Jedi temple. And why are they so small?!

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    15 Aug 2021