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    AUTHOR NOTE: This fic has been discontinued mid-rewrite. Chapters 1-15 exclude Wilbur as a character. Beyond that point is unwritten.
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    This wasn’t happening, was it?

    Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”

    “One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”

    Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
    Oh god, no.
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    A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensues

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    25 Nov 2022

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    “Don’t leave,” he chokes out. “Don’t leave me, please…”

    “Humans need rest,” Phil repeats. Then, glancing helplessly to Techno and Wilbur, stood next to him, “Right?”

    Tommy’s chest crumples in, eyes stinging.

    Both of them nod, like they know more about him than he does.

    Tommy finds, in this moment, that he loves them so much he can only hate them for it.

     

    ~ or, five times Tommy couldn't ask for a hug and the one time he could (ft. alien!SBI who don't know that humans need attention.)

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    20 Oct 2022

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    '“I said stop!

    Tommy jumps, shoulders curling up. His eyes fly up to Wilbur, following the way that Wilbur throws his hands, knowing the camera is soaking in every ounce of abject confusion and strand of horror using his face as a battlefield.

    He can’t help it. All he can do is look at Wilbur and wonder who is talking to him: his best friend and co-star, or Wilbur’s character.

    Tommy, nauseatingly, cannot tell the difference.'

     

    a mishap on set leads to tommy failing to realize how much wilbur cares about him (ft. crimeboys as actors)

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    19 Sep 2022

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    Tommy could feel Tubbo growing nauseous from the amount of blood flooding the bathroom’s white tile floor.

    “Just don’t fucking look then!” He snarled in a harsh whisper, no louder than his pained grimaces when he stuck the blade into his arm again. He held his own dull eyes in a deadlock in the mirror.

    Look, I really think we should go get Phil...’ Ranboo said gently, trying to be subtle while he guided the hand holding the knife away from his skin. When Tommy noticed he slammed back into control, plunging the knife so deep into his forearm that the red tip poked through the opposite side. It hurt like bitch but Tommy stayed quiet like he’s supposed to.

    Tommy grinned madly at the fresh river of crimson making its way past his pale skin, collecting around his legs. “Blood for the blood god,” he whispered.

    Blood for the blood god,’ they chanted back.

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    Or, classic found family AU but Tommy was rescued from a cult and Phil may be adopting more children than he expected...

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    02 Sep 2022

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    The man opens his mouth, obviously saying something, but Tommy’s ears feel like they’ve been stuffed with snow. Maybe they’re frozen. He should probably take a shower, warm himself up. He feels awfully cold, and his hands are numb, and he’s so fucking tired he could—
    “‘Ow do?” Tommy asks the pink bubblegum bitch.
    He takes one step forward into his apartment before promptly passing out.
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    Vigilantes are glorified civilians, and if there's one thing heroes and villains both know, it's that Civilians Don't Get Hurt. When Theseus passes out in the middle of The Blade's apartment after being severely injured by one of the city's heroes, he starts to wonder if the line between good and bad is more blurred than he thought it was.

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