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    Eddie was already out on the sidewalk, heading toward The Chronicle building when he took his first sip of coffee. The rush of caffeine had him sighing with pleasure and he heard a faint tinkling sound from behind him. It was a little late for Salvation Army Santas to still be out but Eddie wouldn’t put it past them. He hated the sound of those fucking bells, though.

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    Venom attempts to train Eddie to release more phenylalanine using classical conditioning.

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    Venom turns Eddie into one of Pavlov's dogs.

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    30 May 2026

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    You ever see a fly endlessly bumping against a window so you open the window to let it out instead of just getting the swatter like usual. And it's all just on a whim?

    So, anyway, Simon somehow finds himself floating in space after screaming at a giant eye in an endless red void.

    Grace and Rocky are on the way to Erid when they come across an iron submarine with a dead eel monster hanging off the end.

    Simon gets to heal, Grace gets to interact with another human again, and Rocky gets to watch the incredibly awkward courtship rituals of these two disasters (affectionate).

    (AKA, it's my turn to play with the BloodyMary boys! :D )

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Grace felt almost lucky his EVA suit was already red- if it stained, there'd be little sign of it- but it didn't make it any less obvious how soaked the thing was getting with what he could only assume was the alien's blood. There was so much of it- an unreasonable amount, really. For a body proportionally so similar to Grace himself- and the alien really did look almost like a human- he couldn't imagine surviving that much blood loss.
    But the alien sputtered, choking, twitching, and as Grace frantically called for him to give any indication he could hear them, he reached out just slightly. When Grace pulled him to his feet, he stumbled, sputtering and spitting up blood. Clearly, he was stronger than Grace expected.
    "I've got you," Grace said, as confidently as he could as the alien gurgled and groaned incoherently, making sounds like cries of pain. "You're gonna be okay."

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    12 May 2026

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    After being turned into a logic-defying monster, Simon finds himself crawling into a different reality. One where the stars still remain. Even if they are fading.

    Simon was no longer human. So why was he so desperate to connect with Grace?

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    Solving centuries of trauma surrounding eldritch horror gods by befriending a space man and a rock.

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    12 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Lamb won.

     

    They’d stripped their formal God mercilessly of his title. The sheep adorned themselves with the red crown as though it was always meant to sit atop their soft, fluffy wool. They’d since bleat Narinder’s teaching in their own name, no longer in service of the former Bishop who’d returned them to life.

     

    So why, then, were they pestering the residue they’d left of the former God to marry them, of all things?

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    07 May 2026