8 Bookmarks by steverandomname

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    His sexy neighbour was naked again.

    Wherein Aziraphale lives in a state of perpetual thirst after a new and, ahem, very well-endowed neighbour moves in next door.

     

    Written for the Release the Anaconda event

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    14 Apr 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    In Wessex, Sir Aziraphale finds himself in a difficult spot. A few of the Knights of the Round Table have noticed he doesn't embrace violence and want him gone. Reluctantly he invokes the arrangement and requests Crowley's help.

    What better way to earn the respect of the other knights, than slaying a dragon? Together they scheme and plot to set Aziraphale up as a hero, but plans go awry in erotic and ineffable ways. A legend is created and Aziraphale scales the height of pleasure with a wily serpent.

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    06 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Aziraphale was chosen as a sacrifice to the forest,to ensure his village's safety. He encounteres the dragon Crowley, who tells him about the rules of this old arrangement. Later on,they end up having sex.

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    05 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Aziraphale is a horny little bastard, Crowley is a shy mess and Jim (Gabriel) has a big dick

    Threesome shenanigans ensue

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    04 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    -DISCONTINUED-

    “Oh, dear. You’re hurt.” Aziraphale spoke softly, reaching a tentative hand out and gently gliding his finger down the black scales. The snake lifted it head curiously, as if taking in Aziraphale, who stopped before his fingers grazed the open wound that stretched almost down to it’s tail.

    [Aziraphale is a warlock-- though he's not very good at it-- who discovers an injured snake who, unbeknownst to him, is the famous Red Witch, the high sorcerer to the royal family, cursed to present in snake form. Together they make an interesting pair]

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    01 Feb 2024

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    A demonic snake without a human corporation, Crawly/Crowley still forms The Arrangement with Aziraphale and eventually falls in love with him.

    If only he wasn't still stuck in a the form of a serpent.

    The adventures of Snake!Crowley and Aziraphale through the years, until one day Aziraphale finds an impossibly attractive human stranger with a shock of red hair in his bookshop post-Apocalypse-that-wasn't.

    Written for the 2019 Good Omens Kink Meme.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    The angel approached Crawly with a quick step, and Crawly—well, never let it be said he’s slow on the uptake. And he’s learned over the past twenty-some hours on Earth that angels very much strike first and apologize never.

    So he backpedaled, keeping a healthy distance (and a large ficus) between himself and the guardian, and didn’t mind if it made him look like a coward.

    Only—the angel certainly looked stricken by that maneuver. He froze mid-step and wrung his hands, eyes wide and lamplike and strangely human.

    So maybe the ficus was a bit much.

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    10 Jan 2024

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    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

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    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

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    06 Jan 2024

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