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How to Say Hello to Your New Neighbor (and convince them to not eat you) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
28 Jun 2026
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On one fortouitous day in Neighborville in the midst of a zombie invasion, a human and zombie meet. A Foot Soldier enacts a grand plan, but doesn't account for how persistent the human is, and the human doesn't realize just how much the monotony makes the break in routine feel so much fresher.
Perhaps this is the start of something beautiful...
(THIS IS A REWRITE OF "There's a Neighbor On My Lawn (and He Wants to Eat Me)" TO BETTER MATCH LATER ENTRIES OF THE SERIES!!)
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- Part 1 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How to Defeat the Nefarious Plants (and get to know your coworkers better) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
25 Jun 2026
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It's a lovely night in Neighborville for the zombies of Regiment B, especially for those of Company 12 where even with the quirks of their members they get their jobs done and enjoy some delicious (almost) Brainz at the end of the day. But when a strange, horrific turn of events flips their evening upside down and reveals a truly terrifying Plant plot to subvert all the zombies of Neighborville and even beyond, they'll need to band together to stop this menace before dawn breaks on a twisted mockery of zombiekind's future.
Well, it's a good thing their Foot Soldier Trainer is already good at handling this sort of thing, huh?
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- Part 10 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How to Be an Assistant to Your Evil Zombie Overlord (But Even Then a Loyal Zombie Shall Follow) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
16 Mar 2026
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Evil geniuses need their mindless lackeys to complete their image, and who else but a hapless browncoat like Tugboat? But being this close to the leader of the zombie apocalypse himself leads to some... interesting conversations, from where no one but the most loyal may see.
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- Part 9 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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How To Go Camping With Your Neighbor (and maybe accidentally kill a tree lord) by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Plants vs Zombies
29 Dec 2025
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Melissa for once decides to leave her house when Zachary asks her help with a mission to help a friend in the local woods. She's never been camping, but this seems interesting and totally won't involve fighting against a literal forest on the behest of a crazed zombie dummy cult, right?
Right?
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- Part 8 of Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie
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Forgetful by psuedonymousrex
Fandoms: Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), The Trollge Files/Blueballs Incident
11 Sep 2025
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Let us say, in a time far from what we've seen, a flambouyant Trollge does find their way home. Will it provide the resolution they so desperately seek?
But we already know that there never was a happy ending in store.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Zombie by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Day of the Dead (1985), Plants vs Zombies
28 Jun 2026
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What happens when a zombie decides to stay in your house? Nothing but pandemonium, it seems.
Just a little side series of PvZ stuff about a cheery foot soldier who may or may not be gaining independence and the human absolutely done with the cartoon bull who still cares for the dumb dorky corpse man. A mix of PvZ GW 1, GW 2, BFN, and a bunch of other PvZ stuff if I so choose.
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- 173,487
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- 10
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It's a Creepy World by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Creepypasta - Fandom, Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Marble Hornets, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, r/nosleep - Fandom, SCP Foundation, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic.exe (Fandom), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series), The Trollge Files, Trollge - Fandom
27 Dec 2024
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When the ancient powers of Zalgo and the old ones awakened at last, it was then all of existence in every universe knew the end was nigh. Cosmic powers clashed, and a war began. The funny thing about cosmic wars though? They have the tiny, very small, almost insignificant possibility of recombining every single reality, timeline and uni/multiverse into one messed up psuedoverse of screwed up energy and several trillion or so resurrected souls and non-souls.
Now, mass murderers of legend walk casually down the street attempting to spook teenagers, and it's perfectly normal to see the giant demon-powered fighter jets burn away the quadrillionth invasion of the spider planet - again. Just as everyone is sick and tired of writing cliches, so is humanity sick and tired of the horror world (unfortunately for them).
At this point though, most people are: done with this shit and fight back against the edgelords, just so accustomed to it that it’s considered normal, or chaotic enough to join in on the shenanigans. Really, it's your choice. Just don't click that spam email unless you want a disembodied skull to permanently haunt your new PC.
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- 189,844
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- 15
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The Supernatural Association by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Buddy Simulator 1984 (Video Game), Creepypasta - Fandom, Eyes The Horror Game, Fazbear Frights - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Wii Deleted You, Wii Deleted You (Animatic), Wii Deleted You (Web Series)
19 Jul 2024
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There are certain experiences that can bring together those from radically different backgrounds, the sort that shatter all assumptions of reality and force one to reconsider what they know. Michael wishes to simply leave the past, but his future may just be even more terrifying. But it doesn't need to be.
In a new body with a old purpose, Michael is lead by a voice and forming all new connections, from a lonely teenager to a remorseful Mii, from children haunted by demons they cannot grasp to errant AI, from an out of place puppet to an out of place detective. Forces even greater than Afton are at work, and powers growing within him and others. There is a plan in place, and Michael needs to find a way to protect not only himself, but his new family as it churns forward.
It is either that or annihilation.
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- 294,173
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- 6
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Someone's Coming by psuedonymousrex
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, Creepypasta - Fandom, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hello Puppets (Video Game), Siren Head - Trevor Henderson
10 Apr 2022
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Just a place for some of my horror drabbles to hang out. Mostly experimental fics. Can range from any fandom, and will add to when I feel like it.
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- 8,915
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Two months before Endercon was set to happen this year, Jesse, Axel, and Olivia decide to plan early. Jesse is sent into town to shop for materials, but his day takes a strange turn when he encounters a strangely-shaped figure...
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
30 Jun 2026
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abattoir / noun /
: a place where animals are butchered: slaughterhouse
thawing / verb /
: to become free of the effect (such as stiffness, numbness, or hardness) of cold as a result of exposure to warmth
: to abandon aloofness, reserve, or hostility
: to become mobile, active, or susceptible to change
Normal, combat-avoidant cold chain warehouse worker Sylvian Auclair wakes up inside Teyvat.
The catch? She’s a Fatui Cryo Cicin Mage, a universally detested elite mob stationed in the literal slaughterhouse of civil-war Inazuma.
Deserting the Fatui is a death sentence, but staying means being farmed for upgrade materials.
Armed with real-world cold-storage logistics and sketchy game meta-knowledge, Sylvian decides her only option is to manually ice-bridge across an entire ocean to Liyue—all while dodging the Raiden Shogun’s automated lightning barrier and dealing with a trio of surprisingly sentient bugs.
T'L;DR: An SI Cryo Cicin Mage takes one look at her spawn point and decides to manually ice-bridge out of Inazuma. Surviving a god is just standard corporate overtime.
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- Part 10 of Reincarnation, Self-Inserts, and OCs
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- English
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- 74,092
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- 12/15
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Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
29 Jun 2026
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Riley Liddel's life has been going just fine. She's a sophomore at Winslow. likes to hang out with her friend Taylor, and has a passion for biology and emo fashion. She has a secret, too: she's a cape, a prosthetics Tinker who works under the identity Patchwork. In many ways, Riley Liddel has it all: meaningful and well-paying work, connections with powerful people, and close companionship.
There's only one itty bitty little problem: Riley Liddel does not exist.
A little over two years ago, Riley Grace Davis, also known as the infamous serial killer Bonesaw, faked her death to escape the Slaughterhouse Nine. Since then, she's been doing her best to keep anyone from finding out about her origins. Grappling with her past and murderous urges is hard enough without heroes or the Nine hunting her down. But after her friend Taylor triggers with a power clearly influenced by Riley's own, she finds herself getting drawn back into the games of heroes and villains. Can she keep Taylor safe, even as the powderkeg of Brockton Bay is set alight? Will her secrets stay buried? And most importantly, is Bonesaw truly dead and gone—or has the country's most feared cape just been waiting for the chance to return?
Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
25 Jun 2026
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In canon, despite being a troublesome and incompetent fool, Green didn't kill Red too soon because they needed a smokescreen to distract Purple and everyone else.
But in the alternate timeline, simply because one moment of stupid, being at the wrong time and place, Red's fate took a different turn.
In short, Red becomes an imposter with a twist.Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
18 Jun 2026
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Path of the Immeasurable Swarm by derivative_of_life
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Cradle Series - Will Wight
12 Jan 2026
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After Gold Morning, Taylor finds herself exiled to a strange new world where sacred artists wield the power of their very souls. Taken in by the Sage of the Silver Heart, she finds that the qualities which made her a brutally effective warlord on Earth are even more applicable to her new life. Her presence begins a cascade of events which will wildly change the course of Fate.
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- English
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- 395,600
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- 59/59
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Bookmarked by psuedonymousrex
15 Jun 2026