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Love Bites by facewithoutheart for TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Jun 2026
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Baz is a contestant on a reality show called Love Bites which tries to help vampires find their human mates, and Simon has to keep interviewing him for his intro video. Over and over. Because, for some reason, Baz just can’t find his mate on the show. (Hmmm. I wonder why.)
Or five times Baz sat down for his pre-show reality tv interview and one time Simon did.
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16 Jun 2026
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Slippery When Wet by martsonmars for facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Sep 2022
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Simon gets invited to Mordelia’s pool party, and the only swimsuit he has is a tiny Speedo.
Baz is thirsty, Mordelia knows what's going on, and Simon is finally figuring some things out.
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06 Jun 2026
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Love Bite by martsonmars
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
05 Oct 2022
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“I will not take any of this,” the woman says. “I am not giving this place more money than I'd need to renovate my shoe closet to be disrespected like thi–”
“Christ, cut out the shit,” the man spits, a drop of saliva clinging to his pencil moustache. “Your boy bit mine first.”
||Contains: 6-year-old boyfriends, a bit of biting, enraged parents and an amused headmistress.
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- Part 5 of born on tumblr
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06 Jun 2026
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When That Light Hits the Sky by TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 May 2026
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Simon’s in his thirties and suddenly unemployed. His old job had its downsides, but he felt useful, full of purpose—and he didn’t have to worry about pesky things like making more than one friend, or minding his personal safety, or even picking out his own clothes (the uniform might have been the best part). Now he’s adrift, and he can’t even talk about it—revealing even an ex-Batman’s secret identity comes with some pretty hefty penalties, after all. But that shouldn’t be a problem—who’s he gonna tell, anyway?
- Language:
- English
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- 25,163
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 100
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- 80
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- 15
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- 1,112
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26 May 2026
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Straight Boy by bazypitchandsimonsnow (ChessPargeter)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
13 Oct 2018
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Simon Salisbury is totally straight...but there's this guy...
Based on "request kiss" request.
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- Part 8 of Signs of Affection Prompts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,804
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 134
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- 1,252
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- 220
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- 15,915
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11 Apr 2026
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Baz's Birthday Present Vol. 3 | EGF 2026 by arthur_kko
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Feb 2026
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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26 Feb 2026
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Theft on Mummer's Island by martsonmars
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Dec 2025
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Simon and Baz work as tour guides in a small museum on a small island, fighting over who gets more positive comments from visitors and conspiring to uncover the managers’ plots to pass the time.
But when, exactly a month before Christmas, a £2 million reindeer sculpture gets stolen from the museum, a new challenge arises. Who will find the thief first?A choose your own adventure mystery. (As in, you get to decide what happens next.)
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 23/30
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 310
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- 42
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- 4
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28 Nov 2025
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Questions We Don't Ask by PrettyGoodOdds
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 Oct 2025
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Baz is being drug to his 10 year reunion. He's hoping he can survive the weekend without having to suffer through too much small talk. He's hoping he gets a glimpse at his former enemy/roommate Simon Snow. That he can pick one last fight with him. What he ends up with is more than he bargained for.
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- English
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- 28,024
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 25
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- 60
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- 10
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- 1,106
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31 Oct 2025
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Soap Operetta by TheWholeLemon for martsonmars
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Oct 2025
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Operetta is a form of theatre and a genre of light opera....It is lighter than opera in terms of its music, orchestral size, and length of the work. Apart from its shorter length, the operetta is usually of a light and amusing character. The subject matter may portray "lovers' spats, mistaken identities, sudden reversals of fortune, and glittering parties." It sometimes also includes satirical commentaries.
In other words, Simon goes to work at Now Next Industries.
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He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
I heard you can write a song with only three chords, but I don't know if I can make a song out of just three lines.
But don't those three lines say everything that I have to say?
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- English
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- 2,065
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 13
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- 37
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- 3
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- 258
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25 Oct 2025
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A Life of Wanting by artsyunderstudy for EarlGreyMage
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Oct 2025
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Baz wants to go. Simon wants to follow.
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21 Oct 2025
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You Who Swallowed a Falling Star by NineMagicks for pjpg
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Apr 2020
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They say the wizard Pitch traverses the land in his moving castle, looking for hearts to steal and devour. Simon's too busy to worry about such things - he's got a farm to run, cheese to sell, and countless wonky goat faces to stitch onto bags. It'd be a bloody nightmare if something were to come along and disrupt his regimented life of cheese, eat, goat, sleep, repeat...say, for example, a wraith who behaves a lot like a scorned vampire, a plucky apprentice, a fire demon, a heedless war, or an unshakeable curse. Yes, it'd be just dreadful if that were to happen. (But if it didn't, there would be no plot, so. Sorry, Simon.)
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- Part 1 of Merry-go-round of Life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,707
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 500
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- 1,095
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- 282
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- 22,665
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17 May 2025
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Every Minute. Every Day. by moodandmist
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Feb 2022
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“I heard you liked me. That’s what I heard.”
“I only liked you for a short time. And then I loved you,” he says quietly. “For a long time.”
I want him closer. And then closer. I brush his cheek with my own. “A long time?” I whisper.
(Or: the one where nothing is left unsaid.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,457
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 64
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- 312
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- 55
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- 3,620
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06 Mar 2025
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The Tooth Fairy by whogaveyoupermission
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Feb 2025
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Simon loses a tooth whilst on a mission. Sadly, the Tooth Fairy only pays for milk teeth. But, you know. Maybe Baz can help.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,876
- Chapters:
- 3/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 39
- Kudos:
- 41
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- 5
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- 433
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19 Dec 2024
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Time Will Lie Down and Be Still by Blackberry_Summer, RimesWithPurple
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 Jan 2025
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A Practical Magic retelling! As kids, Baz and Dev go to live with Fiona and Ebb, where they find out that for ~500 years the town has been blaming mages for anything strange in the area…including persistent rumors of winged goats.
Dev gets the free-spirited role while Baz is, ofc, the practical one who doesn’t want to fall in love and casts a spell imposing near-impossible requirements for a potential mate. Sure, goats can have wings, but who’s ever heard of them on a man?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,674
- Chapters:
- 4/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 30
- Kudos:
- 36
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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- 796
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08 Oct 2024
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Into Her Arms by bookish_bogwitch, cutekilla for Wild-Eyed Apricot (Grateful_for_You)
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Sep 2024
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Some rules are made to be broken.
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29 Sep 2024
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Just Remember Me When by Cattocavo, TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Sep 2024
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A year and a half ago, Baz Pitch was an average (magickal) teenager with a crush, a best friend, two parents, plenty of Old Family money and an only-slightly-oppressive family legacy to uphold. Now, a few things have changed. He's a vampire, for one. And his days look a little different--he's vowed to avenge his mother's murder, clear her name, and recover his family's property--in between acing Magic Words exams, tracking down lost pets, helping out hapless fellow Watford students with their problems, and trying not to endanger everyone he loves just by being near them. Thank god he's good at multitasking.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,576
- Chapters:
- 4/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 98
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- 32
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- 14
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- 1,002
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14 Sep 2024
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Those Glowing, Magickal Years by hushed_chorus for OnionTrash
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Jan 2025
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Baz started Watford determined to hide his vampirism at almost any cost. But what if the Mage had confronted him about his secret? What if, instead of threatening to expose him, the Mage offered to help him? And what would be the consequences of accepting his enemy’s help?
A canon divergence fic looking at the ripple effects the Mage's offer would have on Watford, the wars, and Baz’s relationship with Simon Snow.
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Back and Back and Back by you_remind_me_of_the_babe
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Aug 2024
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The thing about being in love with someone from the future is…well, it’s crap, isn’t it?
When Baz was young, he initially thought the Dragon Man visiting the woods behind his house was a figment of his imagination. As he grew, he realised his friend was very real, if still somewhat mysterious. When the Crucible finally casts Baz and Simon Snow as roommates, the truth of who he is begins to unravel.
A time travel AU.
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26 Jul 2024
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more than a footnote by mooncello
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Jun 2025
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"Wistful you say?"
"Fucking moony, Niall."
"Think he'll be at dinner tonight? We can ask him about it."
"Oh," Dev says, and leans towards me until I can smell his warm, spicy cologne, his dark eyes a scheming fire. "I have a much better idea."
Four boys, two sets of roommates. One matchmaking plan that keeps going off the rails.
Feelings will get pushed to the surface. Hearts will be exposed.
Or, Dev and Niall suspect Baz is secretly in love with Simon. They decide to do something about it. Falling for each other was never part of the plan.
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04 Jun 2024