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    Everyone knows the story of the meteoric rise (and apocalyptic fall) of The Watford Goats. They only released one album, toured for one year, and yet every Album of the Year winner in the decade since the release of their debut has listed the band as one of their top influences.

    Former lead singer and keyboardist Baz Grimm-Pitch has gone on to rock star fame, filling arenas around the world with screaming fans despite his reclusive and prickly reputation. Meanwhile, former guitarist and vocalist Simon Snow has released a series of critically acclaimed concept albums, cementing himself as a singer/songwriter in Austin, Texas.

    The pressure is on for the two former best friends and bandmates to reunite for the ten year anniversary of their debut album, but, as the title of their hit song suggests, This Will All Go Down In Flames.

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    "The Greatest Mage is alive and living in the Wavering Wood. He has wings and a tail and breathes fucking fire, and he’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen.
    Simon Snow is the Chosen One. And I don’t think he has the slightest idea of what he is."

    Simon Snow was born (as far as he knows) in the Wavering Wood and raised by Ebb, a kind dryad. He has more magic and questions than he knows what to do with, and his only connection to the world outside the forest is his best friend, Penelope Bunce. He fights monsters when they attack and waits for a day when something new finally happens.
    Baz Pitch is the rightful heir to the throne. At least the Old Families think so. When it comes to their plans for taking down the Mage and regaining control of the kingdom, Baz is the key. Baz's best chance of accomplishing what he's been raised for is to beat the Mage to the punch and find what he's hidden in the Wavering Wood. It's not a very creative plan, but it's all he has.
    They both get more than what they bargained for.

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    15/?
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    13
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    59
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    10
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    In need of more dancers, Watford takes in guests from other ballet companies. Unfortunately for Simon, that includes Baz. They hate each other and they drive everyone insane with their stupid little fights. Or so they thought... What if that hatred actually came in handy for the company? What if it changed everything? What if it did revolution?

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    3/?
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    14
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    21
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    4
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    272
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    Young god of love Simonides is tasked by his father, the god of war, to bring about the ruin of a mortal prince to punish his blasphemy. However, once Simonides sees his intended victim, he begins to have misgivings. Prince Tyrannus might have offended the gods with his very existence, but all Simonides can see is how beautiful and lonely he is.

    Or, a very loose interpretation of the Eros and Psyche myth.

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    23/?
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    96
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    19
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    3223
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    Watford is a safe haven, protected from the outside by its wall and by the Coven, the nine magicians who run the city.

    Simon's quite happy living there, thank you very much. His guardian is the head of the Coven, and he works alongside his best friend Agatha, and things are going great.

    But he can't shake the feeling that something is...off. And that's before he starts dreaming of a boy with no face.

    Simon just wants to understand what's going on. Agatha just wants things to stay normal. And when the news comes that someone has managed to escape Watford, neither of them are ready for the house of cards to fall.

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    Chapters:
    8/13
    Comments:
    50
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    42
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    6
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    628
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    Baz Pitch is his mother's son. Nearly from birth, he was taught the Old Ways of harnessing magic. He was taught to use the cycles of the moon, the days of the solstices, and the minerals from the Earth to cast spells. He was taught, from a young age, that Magic, while ever changing, is also grounded in tradition.

    When his mother is killed in an attack on Watford, the blame is placed on the Ancient magic she called upon for protection and power. Since then, the Old Ways were seen as Dark, Evil, and far too dangerous and obscure for modernity. With the death of Natasha Pitch, came the death of Ancient Magic.

    But Baz Pitch is his mother's son, and while he has to hide his Dark knowledge to the other magicians, he knows it won't be forever. He was taught well, and when the moment comes, he will take back his mother's legacy.

    And no one (especially not the Mage's puppet, Simon Snow) will stand in his way.

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    3/?
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    3
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    209
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    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is ready to kill everyone else in this year's Hunger Games. Being from District 4 and a career, he's trained his whole life for this occasion.

    When the unexpectedly gay side of Baz appears and falls for the boy with bronze curls and blue eyes, for the boy he'd only seen once in the reruns of the reapings, a certain Snowboy, everything goes haywire.

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    Basically, Snowbaz but Hunger Games. Also they will die. Sorry.

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    4/?
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    Watford is a small beach town where the Grimms spend their summers. Baz seeks comfort in his favorite secret of all time- a bubbly merman named Simon. Beautiful, adorable Simon, who wants to know all the curiosities of the world. And Baz is slowly, but surely, falling in love with Simon.

    When the town festival rolls around, Baz does everything in his power to be able to spend it with Simon by his side.

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    Baz Pitch's life is changing, and he categorically does not approve—he's moving to London for a postgraduate degree, everything he's ever owned and known packed into cardboard boxes. Climbing into a car with his aunt, he says goodbye to all that's right and familiar. And when they get lost coming off the M6, ending up on a winding country lane, he doesn't fight it... anything that might delay his mildly terrifying fate could only be a good thing, right? Even if that delay turns into disaster, and then—dare we say—an adventure. (Oh, the horror.) To find his way home again, Baz will need to dispense with his past and follow the river—and, of course, keep a careful hold on his name.

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    Chapters:
    6/9
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    Baz and Simon are both instructors at Rival Fitness. A bet is placed and choas ensues.

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    Simon has lived in the same small town his entire life. He dreams of one day escaping to the city and playing his mother's guitar for anyone who will listen, just like they'd always planned before she died. He works all day at the local corner store so that he can save up the money to leave, only taking breaks to play at the local shelter.
    Baz hates this town. He misses his life before the accident, when he was attending Columbia University and studying literature, but he doesn't think he'll ever get back to the way things were. He spends his days tending to what was once his grandfather's farm, trying desperately to make ends meet so that he can support himself and his father, who has been catatonic since the funeral. The only things that bring him joy these days are showers, long drives to clear his head, and listening to the beautiful boy at the shelter sing.
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    Inspired by Tracy Chapman's Fast Car

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    12
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    2
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    299
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    It all starts after Baz comes back from whereever he was for the beginning of term. It doesn't take long, but Penny realizes that Simon smells like Baz for some reason. She just doesn't know why...

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    104
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    When a goblin manages to makes its way into Watford in the middle of the night, it sparks a mystery of how the hell it got past the gates. Baz and Simon are left trying to figure it out, forced to work together. If they can survive each other long enough, maybe they'll actually figure it out.

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    1/?
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    10
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    50
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    After a nasty fall, Simon wakes in a hospital bed, with a frantic Baz trying to convince him they are married. The only Baz he can remember is the one who would love to see him hurt, not one who spend days at worrying over his bedside.

    Baz -

    Simon Snow doesn’t love me.

    I have been waiting for this day to happen, since the moment he first shoved his hands in my hair and kissed me.

    “You don’t have finals! You aren’t a student!” I'm screaming. I should stop, there is no way this is actually helping. I keep going. “You’re 26, you own a cafe! You’re not my roommate!” I backtrack, stuttering out the words, “I-I mean you are. But not-not just my-I mean, you’re my husband.” I can’t help it, I say it again. “You’re my husband.” It comes out less like a statement, and more like I am begging.

    Simon is staring at me, eyes wide.

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    33
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    He wakes up on a forest floor in a middle of a fight, not remembering how he got there or even who he is. The only thing he knows for sure is that he can trust the pretty boy with grey eyes who just saved his life.

    (The year before Carry On is supposed to happen)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    174
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1945
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    A magical mishap in class leads to Simon and Baz being fused together. One body, two heads. They'll have to learn to get along as they share their body, their time, their bed, and their urges...

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    Chapters:
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    1
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    216
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    20
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    3339
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    Simon is doing his best to handle his massive crush on his best friend Baz while they room together for their last year of University. Baz is doing just fine pining after Simon while also studying for his final exams and fulfilling Man of Honor duties for his Aunt Fiona’s looming wedding. When Simon hears Baz hasn’t found a date to be his plus one for the big day, he volunteers. What are friends for, right? Plus, maybe this wedding will be the perfect setting to shove these two idiots together.

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    1/1
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    48
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    215
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    35
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    1171
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    There’s a knock on the door, and I’m pulled out of my memories.
    “Come in!” I shout, and I immediately freeze when I realise who has just entered my tattoo shop.
    Even with those black sunglasses and that blue scarf over his head that makes him look like a particularly posh grandma, I would recognise him anywhere.
    Tall, ruthless, annoyingly handsome.
    “Good evening,” he drawls, closing the door behind him and unceremoniously sitting down on the sofa in front of mine.
    “What the fuck are you doing here, Baz?” I ask.

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    4/4
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    108
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    337
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    48
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    3198
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    After leaving care at 17, Simon had to find his own way in the world. Now 19, he's working in the nightlife scene to make ends meet & take care of his found family: Penny, Shepard, Agatha, and Niamh. Baz, on the other hand, is a clueless, upper class uni student who’s trying to explore his identity now that he’s finally got some freedom from his stifling family expectations. What will happen when the two meet on the dance floor?

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    English
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    1,308
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    14
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    113
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    After a proposal gone wrong, Simon is forced to stay with Baz during the summer between Watford and University. Grappling with the trauma of the past year, Simon learns to see Baz in a new light.

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    English
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    27,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    932

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