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untitled chat
Tuesday, 1:15pm
(Scott Summers has added 10 numbers to “untitled chat”.)
(Scott Summers has named the chat “xavier’s poli sci!”)
Scott Summers: Hi everyone, this is Scott from PS3196. This is the groupchat we were all talking about during class. Can everyone respond with their names so that we know who each number is?summers the bummer
(members: Bobby Drake and Scott Summers)
Wednesday, 1:21pm
iceicebaby: u made that chat so u could get jean’s number didn’t u
scottydoesntknow: Fuck offText Fic Uni AU with the X-Men!
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- Part 1 of university of westchester-verse
- Part 4 of Marvel
- Part 2 of secondstar-acorn sampler
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To that woman at the shop, Merlin is going home to someone who loves him. The Merlin in her mind might spend the night eating cheap Chinese takeaway with Arthur, arms curled around each others’ shoulders while they watch a film. Merlin surprises him with a special Assam blend. Arthur hops in the shower with him and runs his fingers through his hair. They fall asleep together, and Arthur makes him truly atrocious eggs on toast in the morning, and Merlin gets to be loved back.
Suddenly, Merlin wants to live in that world. He wants it so badly he feels sick.
(Or: Merlin tells his coworkers that Arthur is his boyfriend. Predictably, it backfires).
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A collection of everything I’ve written for @merthurmicrofic on tumblr! Each chapter is a different work, and tags will be in the beginning notes. Enjoy!
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- Part 5 of Merlin
- Part 1 of secondstar-acorn sampler
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164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night by lemoncellbros
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
09 Jan 2026
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Originally, Arthur intended to learn to cook for his own benefit. He grew up with private chefs and trips to Michelin star restaurants, and therefore had a certain idea of how food should taste, up until uni.
But now, with his handsome, funny, charismatic neighbour as witness to his culinary shortcomings….well. Arthur always had an easier time motivating himself when there was someone to impress.Series
- Part 1 of perfect person one-shots
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A series of prose scenes from xavier's poli sci!
Including but not limited to:
- Logan being confused by Scott Summers and making a very normal list about it
- Motorcycle rides at 2am
- Cherik museum datesAnd more to come!!
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- Part 2 of university of westchester-verse
- Part 2 of wips that i update very VERY infrequently
- Part 5 of Marvel
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secondstar-acorn sampler by lemoncellbros
Fandom Merlin (TV), Sherlock (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Mandalorian (TV), X-Men - All Media Types
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Three Times Sanji Stole Zoro’s Swords (And One Time Zoro Stole His Knives) by Arvari
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
27 Apr 2026
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He mutters a curse under his breath, lifting the fish again, just to make sure that he didn’t miss a blade hiding under it, but the answer is… no. There’s nothing. Not even a stupid paring knife. Only the kitchen counter and Sanji’s own broken dreams.
And the worst thing is, it’s not even like there aren’t other blades on the ship. Zoro might be way too emotionally attached to his swords, especially the… well, the white one, but he doesn’t judge a blade by its length, and he has adopted a few nice daggers as time went by, and those are actually there to be used by the entire crew as needed.
True, Sanji hasn’t seen a single one in a while, but…
Oh.
Of fucking course.
The crew must have lost all those daggers before coming for Sanji’s dear darling knives.
Which, obviously, ruins Sanji’s perfect plan to at least go retrieve one of said daggers and use that to cut up the stupidly large fish that’s sitting on his counter.
Which means that the only blades on the ship that are currently sharp and easy to find…
Oh.
Of.
Fucking.
Course.
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Sanji's knives keep going missing, and he's growing desperate. And as they say, desperate times...Bookmarked by lemoncellbros
09 Jun 2026
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Something shifts after Drum Island.
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- Part 2 of symmetry
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08 Jun 2026
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As the Strawhat crew comes to find, their newest member, Sanji, flirts with anyone that breathes and walks on two legs... with the notable exception of Zoro, which the rest of the crew finds hilarious.
The impossible thing, though; his flirting actually works.
In which Sanji has game and really sluts up the place and Zoro is Not Amused.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Strawhats end up splitting after an attack, and Sanji accidentally ends up with Wado Ichimonji during his escape. He's surprised when he bonds with the sword, and even more surprised when it seems to affect his dynamic with Zoro.
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03 Jun 2026
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It’s so quiet in the war room that you could hear a pin drop. Not a single person dares to say a word - not even the favored princes - and all eyes remain fixed on the head of the table, where a large figure sits hunched over in its chair, clutching the latest newsreel between two massive fists.
Having been forewarned of some of the contents of said newsreel, Sanji does his best to keep anything from showing on his face, to maintain his expression in an implacable facade. He thinks he largely succeeds in controlling himself outwardly, but inwardly his gut is churning with emotion.
The newsreel twitches, and the five people not holding the paper sit up a little straighter in their seats, each of them bracing for impact without actually meaning to as slowly, oh so slowly, the paper is lowered down until it’s resting flat on the table.
“Well,” Judge says, his mouth working like he wants to spit. “This is certainly an … unexpected development.”
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01 Jun 2026