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    Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "Look…” Shoko props herself up on her elbows, rests her chin in one hand while she traces circles on Geto’s bare chest. “The way I see it, Gojo’s basically paying your bills. What’s the harm in letting him get you off?"

     

    Geto works at a dive bar in Shibuya. His new Tuesday night regular just might recalibrate his moral compass.

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    20 May 2026

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    Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.

    He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!

    But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.

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    19 May 2026

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    15 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    His lawyer had listened to his long list of mitigating circumstances (whining) and the full context of his actions (excuses) but had dismissed all of it in favour of arguing the merits of restorative measures and how promising a candidate Bradley made “for a therapeutic and community oriented approach to meaningfully demonstrate his remorse and changed behaviour”. It was nothing short of humiliating and came only second to the absolute tongue lashing his father had given him.

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    Bradley Uppercrust III, in spite of all his privilege, didn’t manage to evade community service.

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    Watch this piece of shit try his best.

    (Formerly titled ‘Bradley Makes Amends’)

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    05 May 2026