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“You always pull this shit. Every time I’m unlucky enough to fly with you guys,” Lucas continued, turning his head again to fix Mike with a deadpan stare. “Do you remember the Paris layover? When you made me wait in the lobby for forty-five minutes because you were busy ‘reviewing the flight details’ with Will?”
“We were reviewing the flight details!”
“Oh, I’m sure you were reviewing something,” Lucas huffed, then muttered under his breath, “Like the roof of Will’s mouth.”
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The one where Mike is a captain, Will is a flight attendant, and Lucas is the unfortunate first officer who gets to deal with them.
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14 Jul 2026
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What to Expect When You're Exceptional by CopperCatbird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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“You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.
“Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”
Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.
“No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”
“Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”
Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.
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13 Jul 2026
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Eighth year, post-war ghosts, grief, and too many unsaid things.
Draco falls quietly.
Luna and Neville won’t let him.
Ron has a hard time adjusting.
Hermione sees it all.
Harry misunderstands everything.
And everyone notices but them.Almost-kisses, graveyards and the knowledge that some things stay buried, but others don’t.
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OR: The fanfic where Luna decides Draco has been alone for far too long and drags him into their Ravenclaw-Gryffindor friend group, Draco comes into some painful realizations, Harry misunderstands everything, and Ron always gets caught in the middle.
Hermione is too tired for this.Bookmarked by jash2008
12 Jul 2026
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When Harry was young, a prophecy foretold he would defeat the darkest Dark Lord of their age. And somehow, he had—without him remembering.
But just before he left for Hogwarts, his parents warned him about the Dark Lord's son, one he had left behind in a Muggle orphanage, never to get close—
Harry didn't care. He befriended the prickly Slytherin, and now, a decade later, they had never been closer.
They were best friends. Best friends who happened to fuck... best friends who knew how each other tasted.
It was perfect—until it wasn't. Things went downhill when Ron and Hermione noticed Tom's gift, and suggested, that it looked like... a proposal.
That wasn't right. Lots of friends sleep together, right? Tell the other how good they felt, how amazingly they sucked...
Oh. Oh, fuck.
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12 Jul 2026
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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
Bookmarked by jash2008
12 Jul 2026