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    What if Harry's mom was black? I don't mean the Walburga, screams her head off, blood purist, kind of black either. I mean the kind of black mom who don't take crap for anything or from anyone, you put her child in danger then feel her hands kind of black.
    Follow the life of Harry as he tries to navigate growing up with a single, female lawyer as a mother who is crazy enough to attack someone if they touch her child.

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    Harry Potter, the forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten to death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green-eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    Watching his parents' ex-friend attempt to resurrect a mass-murdering Dark Lord was not how Harry expected the Third Task to go.

    He knows he has to think quickly and act quicker if he has any hope of surviving this year's confrontation, so Harry takes a risk. It's a potentially very dumb risk, but Peter is approaching him with a very sharp knife, and Harry knows he is running out of time.

    Pro: He puts a stop to the Dark Lord's grand rebirth, and dies heroically as Peter kills him in a grief-fuelled rage.

    Con: He doesn't put a stop to it, and dies slightly less heroically at the hand of an insane egomaniac. Said egomaniac goes on to rule the World. Or Britain.

    The blade glints in the moonlight and Harry reckons if he's going to die either way; how much harm could a few words really do?

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    Halloween Eve 1981 is the night when seed of future of wizarding world had sown with attack at Potter by Voldemort and with the decision of the people affected by the attack. Will one decision of Lily and James Potter after the attack will lead to the doom of the future of wizarding world or will it be new beginning?

    Note; for more clue checkout tags

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    4/?
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    Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you.

    Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and kill and kiss look awfully similar in shoddy cursive.

    Naturally, things escalate. A lot.

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    Stephen Strange gets another "mission".

    What if...? x Harry Potter xover

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    Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.

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    Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of tea

     

    Alternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing

     

     PORTUGESE TRANSLATION

     

    also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol

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    37/?
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    The Dark Lord did not expect Lady Malfoy to solve a 50-year-old cold case.

    Possibly reaffirm his suspicions, but it would be a long shot.

    Lucky for him, Lady Malfoy does not see failure as an option.

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    The summer time crawls at a snail pace and Harry decides to go and do a stupid thing. Or maybe not so stupid, after all...
    There is a murder in London and Sherlock would get out of house even for a 'three' case, because apparently killers are scared of hot waves and that's the first one in weeks. John concurs.
    Universe is hard at work, Mycroft gets a Kneazle and adorable two-and-half year old Catherine is putting tea bags in the toaster. For science.

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    Harry Potter, hermano gemelo olvidado del “Niño que vivió”, asesinado a golpes por sus abusivos parientes muggles. Pero su magia no estuvo de acuerdo en morir tan temprano, por lo que cavó profundamente en su alma y sangre y sacó a relucir algo que lo ayudará a sobrevivir y vivir. Pero la pregunta es… ¿Quién lo sacará de su destino cruel destinado?

    Tom Sorvolo Ryddle, alias Lord Voldemort, ha caído en el más profundo de los vacíos debido a su adicción a las Artes Oscuras. Entonces, cuando su profetizado "Igual" y enemigo mortal, que también es el guardián de su pieza del alma, acude en su ayuda y le ofrece otra oportunidad ayudándolo a recuperarse de la locura, llenando así el vacío que ha sido creado por el cruel y despiadado destino, ¿Qué hará? ¿Puede rechazar al pequeño creador del caos de ojos verdes que se declaró a sí mismo como su “hijo en todo menos en sangre”?

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    46/?
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    Voldemort is back. Dumbledore is bearing down. And Harry? Well, he wants nothing to do with it. He's smarter than he lets on and ambitious to boot-- just like the Hat saw back in first year-- so he plays the waiting game, letting time tick away until he's able to get away from it all. But everything's about to change-- for everyone.

    Alternatively titled Harry Potter and the Night Dumbledore's Dreams Died a Swift Death.

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    Fifth year is starting and Draco Malfoy is bored. He doesn't have much to look forward to. His friends decide to spice things up and challenge him with a dare he can't refuse. He has to get inside a boy's pants. Any boy. Nobody said it had to be the Golden Boy. But you know Draco Malfoy likes a challenge, and if a challenge is what you want, what's better than Harry Potter?

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    9/11
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    Harry returns to the Dursleys after his second year but decides to make changes to be treated better. Taking inspiration from his experience with Diary Tom Riddle, he even decides to call himself the Heir of Slytherin to his cousin, hoping to scare him even more.

    Of course, it's only a matter of time before Harry is caught casually using the title Heir of Slytherin... by non-other than Marvolo Gaunt. (aka Tom Marvolo Riddle)

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    10/?
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    Harry Potter was in a new world- his magic wonky and body a stranger's. Familiar faces- unfamiliar time. But did the boy care? Nope. The apprentice Necromancer was instead pouting from being restrained from practicing his Art and rituals. It was beyond frustrating to go from a master(somewhat) to dunce- building it all back up was not going to be fun.

    Now- if only those familiar faces understood that and stopped dragging him to their troubles... no, thank you.

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    40/?
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    Harry Potter, upon joining the Wizarding World, decides not to take any shit anymore. He's had enough of it - he's gonna pick one friend and just settle with them. So what if that friend is technically more of a pet? Ogre's make better friends than you'd think.

     

    [I'm gonna be honest with you I have a horrible track record for not finishing fics but I'm hyperfixated on this idea so I have more hope that I will on this one. No promises though.]

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    Draco Malfoy is tired and angry. He's tired of being angry. Angry that he's so tired. He just wants to bloody sleep without seeing so much blood. He lets himself fall into the pit of dark nothing that the potion calls sleep.

    "What are you doing here, Potter? And don't give me some non-answer."

    "Draco Malfoy," Harry starts, holding up his Ministry ID, "I've been assigned as your Sober Companion."

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    "Ooh, child armies. Hip!"
    "Hip? hiP? Who the FUCK says HIP?"
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    The marauders watch over Harry in the afterlife. This is both a Jily and Wolfstar fic. Background jegulus, and mentions of dorlene too!

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    Growing up with the Dursleys makes Harry who he is. What would happen if it had a whole other outcome on Harry? Instead of just knowing when to duck and shut his trap, he learned a lot more? Survival instincts are high as a once innocent boy slowly becomes a lot more dangerous. The world doesn't play fair, well neither does Harry. Thank you to 4thPeverell for Co-writing/editing.

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    30,341
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    14/?
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    2
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    42
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    8
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    If you had a chance to do it over again, make things better, would you take it?

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    Harry fakes it 'til he makes it.

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    Harry -somehow- accidentally goes back in time.

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    18/18
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    830
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    Sometimes thinking ahead can be the difference between life and death.

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    Harry and Draco have a plan.

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    Plans, Snakes and Merlin-damned Potter luck

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    English
    Words:
    2,256
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    184
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    926
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    376
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