icwasher
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when beggars die, there are no comets seen/ the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes by icwasher
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
18 May 2026
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"Is this really what you want to do with your life?"
Jason scoffed. "Of course it is. Bruce deserves this for not killing the Joker."
"A true thing," said Talia, "but that is not what I asked. Vengeance is a noble cause, but it is all-consuming. It will encompass your entire life. Though I do not know why, you have been given a second chance at life. I do not want you to waste it doing something that will not bring you true happiness. So, I'll ask again, is that really what you want?"
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Instead of enacting revenge on the Bats, Jason becomes a theater teacher. Somehow, he still ends up helping out the Bats with their nighttime activities as Red Hood.
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maybe if i try hard enough i can see the stars again by icwasher
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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He’s staring at the ceiling. He doesn’t like that. He was always supposed to die looking up at the sky. Overdosed and lying in a gutter, but at least he could see the stars. Or the clouds. Or maybe it would have been winter and he could have watched snow fall as his life drifted away from him.
He’s in a warehouse. There are no stars. There are no clouds. There is no snow.
Above him is a tin ceiling.
It’s bleak.
Jason supposes it’s fitting.
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The Warlock, the Witch, and Their Feral Chaos Gremlin Child by icwasher
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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Morgana has a vision that leads to her discovery of Merlin's magic and the strings of fate that tie her, Merlin, and Mordred together. This is mostly a good thing.
Or: Morgana and Merlin adopt Mordred and chaos ensues.
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The Queen of Attolia and the Queen of Eddis by icwasher for justonevambrace
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
13 Sep 2025
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My piece for the 2025 Hamiathes Gift Exchange!
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looking like you just woke up (prepare for an aching the rest of your life) by icwasher
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
01 Sep 2025
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After combing the entire area, including the lake itself, forensic scientists found more than just the remaining parts of the dismembered body.
They found a full skeleton lying at the bottom of the lake bed, wrapped in a red cloak.
. . .
"If this is from the Arthurian period, this is an incredible find indeed."
Hopefully, more information will soon be uncovered, though it's sure to be difficult. Mr. Emrys, the owner of the land and the lake, refused to let any further investigation go on. When asked for a comment, he refused and told the crew to, in his words, "F*** off."
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When a team of archaeologists discovers Arthur's skeleton in the lake of Avalon, along with a perfectly preserved cloak and sword, Merlin has no choice but to let them take his body to be displayed alongside other Arthurian artifacts for a special exhibition. Out of gratitude (or perhaps politeness), they send him an invitation.
He begrudgingly attends.
Recent series
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Two Tiny Stars by icwasher
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
07 May 2025
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The Curious Case of a Fourteen-Year-Old Kenobi by icwasher
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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- 75,137
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- 2
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STAR WARS: MODERN AU by icwasher
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
29 Aug 2024
- Words:
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I think the title really explains it all? But anyway:
Jason knew that attending a rich ass school was going to be the toughest and most mind-grating thing ever. His beliefs were confirmed when he got cornered by bullies on his first day. The only thing he was surprised about was that it took them so long to find the school's new street rat. Just as he's about to be punched, a fucking 10 year old (he's actually 12) steps in and... starts threatening the bullies? And they actually listen?? What the fuck???
And that isn't the only surprise that's waiting for him.
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- Part 1 of Let Them Be Brothers
- Part 1 of The Mafia Files (expansion pack)
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- English
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- 80,131
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- 24/24
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Bookmarked by icwasher
27 May 2026
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it starts with a baseball, thrown onto the wayne's property. it's alfred's job to deal with such happenings, of course. but over tea and galas, it turns into so much more.
after all, why should bruce be the only one allowed to adopt any child that he finds?
(birdwatchers one word prompt challenge day 123 - baseball)
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- Part 1 of straw-verse
- Language:
- English
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- 16,696
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- 2/2
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26 May 2026
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The Lone Ranger Never Had to Deal with Bruce Wayne by theskeptileptic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Nov 2023
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Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.
When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.
A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.
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26 May 2026
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put it on speaker by OnlyForward
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
19 Apr 2022
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peter’s calculus teacher has a policy where a student has to answer the phone on speaker in front of the whole class. because peter parker is, in fact, peter parker, the heir to stark industries, he knows a lot of…influential people, and this gets him into a lot of trouble when he has to take calls in class.
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- Part 4 of heir peter fics
- Language:
- English
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- 6/6
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22 May 2026
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quaranteens by blueh
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Jan 2021
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“Peter Parker,” Cindy says. Peter’s head snaps up so fast that it almost looks inhuman. “Did Tony Stark just waltz in and pick up his child in the background of your Zoom call?”
Peter freezes. Wide-eyed, with ‘guilty’ written on his forehead in 72, bold, Times New Roman font. It takes a solid thirty seconds before he can put himself together enough to click the unmute button.
“I—no?” Peter says. His voice is startlingly high pitched and his expression is nothing short of horrified.
Damn, if that isn’t anything but a confession.
Or: a day in the life of the quarantined high school spider-kid, as seen through the eyes of his first-period chemistry class.
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22 May 2026