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Vox grabbed a fistfull of Alastor’s coat and dragged him to the entrance of the alley.
“Let go of me, you insolent picture bo-!” But Vox shoved the matchbook in his face, cutting him off. Alastor’s eyes naturally crossed as he tried to focus on the words. Caesar’s Palace stared back at him. Right under, in gold lettering read Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada.
“Welcome to Sin City, asshole!” yelled Vox.
In which Lucifer accidentally sends Alastor and Vox on a one way, all expense paid trip to Fabulous Las Vegas!
As living mortals.
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13 Jun 2026
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The Morningstars are drifting apart. Charlie is moving out, Lilith is never home, and the palace has become far too quiet for Lucifer's liking.
Fortunately, VoxTek Enterprises is about to premiere an entire lineup of new shows.
Lucifer Morningstar had never intended to become so invested. He certainly hadn't intended to watch every show Vox hosted, attend his meet-and-greets in disguise, buy his merchandise, memorize his programming schedules, or become one of Vox's most loyal viewers.
But then Vox's mysterious deer-related emotional breakdown enters the picture, and Lucifer decides to do what any reasonable person would do:
Help his idol move on from his ex.
And if, in the process, Vox happens to realize there are far better options available, well... who is Lucifer to stand in the way of fate?
Unfortunately, "reasonable" has never been a word commonly associated with the King of Hell.
Or: Lucifer develops a parasocial relationship with Vox, Vox finds himself in increasingly unfamiliar waters, and Alastor discovers he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
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03 Jun 2026
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The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.
Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”
Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”
“That’s the gist,” Vox said.
Alastor stared at him.
Then laughed.
Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.
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- Part 1 of part-time soulmate, full-time problem
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24 May 2026
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Anthony and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Job by FinestGalaxy for art_snob
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 May 2026
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Anthony has two jobs.
One pays him.
The other involves watching the man upstairs develop a weird, toxic situationship with the new weather boy.
He would like to stop having the second job. Unfortunately, nobody else has applied.
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19 May 2026
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Vox was and is not a cannibal, but since his arrival in Hell he's had to deal with suppressing the urge to bite attractive people's hands without knowing why. Most of the time this isn't an issue, but sometimes the urge sneaks past lowered inhibitions.
Alastor, for his part, misunderstood the urge years ago, and in a middle of the night fit of nostalgia, finds out what exactly it meant.
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15 May 2026