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    a minecraft universe

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    a series based on the eddsworld crisis au by sleepyeule and ironic-orange

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    Revali tilts his head sharply, fixing Link with one sharp eye. “Oh, my, it talks? To what do I owe the honor?”

    “Someone t—old me to ask what th, this means,” Link goes on, and does his best impression of the whistling sounds Revali makes. He hasn’t got any other Rito to ask; he might as well risk his chances here.

    The instant he hears the sound coming from Link’s mouth, Revali’s attention moves back to the console again. The wind rushes by the latticework frame of Vah Medoh, filling the silence. “It wouldn’t translate,” he says after a too-long pause. There are no whistles now. “Not in a way you’d understand, anyway, O hero. You’re much too busy being that sword’s packmule.”

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    Alternative title: Young, Dumb, and Full of Toxic Shame.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Following a bout of urban exploration gone wrong, Pomni finds herself at the center of the Digital Circus, a decrepit video game that's been left to run for decades under the watchful eye of its corrupted AI ringmaster, Caine. Now among the circus's hopeless captives, Pomni may be a key player in ending their torment.

    (A Digital Circus Horror AU in which Caine has retreated into the circus's code after an early escape attempt left him irreversibly bugged. His judgement and reasoning continue to break down by the day, and his superstars are made to pay for it.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    The Narrator has a tail. It's yellow, with an arrow point on the end. Stanley gets curious- what does his Narrator's tail feel like? Can he touch it? Eventually, he gets his answer... and a little more than that. AKA, the tail kink fic everybody's been waiting for.

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    04 May 2026

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    Sometime during their unstoppable descent into the realm of the damned, it became apparent to V1 that they are merely a chess piece, moving at the hands of an unseen player; one that is swiftly closing in on the other for a resounding checkmate. At the very end of Hell, Gabriel loses his final match with the machine that unwittingly broke the shackles he had noticed far too late.

    Rather than putting an end to his existence, V1 instead takes the opportunity to shatter the board and stop the game.

    In the aftermath, both machine and archangel are left standing in the settling dust of the collapsed echelons of creative order. But a scorched earth isn't always the end. Something will eventually grow from the ashes of utter destruction, if given the chance.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    Pomni takes keen notice of some of Jax's more lagomorphic tendencies, much to his ever-growing frustration.

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    18 Feb 2026