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Tobirama could map the spread of a poison, trace the arc of a contagion. But this was something else. A pressure building beneath the surface of every mind in Konoha, eroding restraint, whispering that want was reason enough.
He’d already ruled out infection, chakra interference, genjutsu, mass hysteria. None of it accounted for the same hollow look in the eyes of some of the villagers or the sudden hunger that burned through the rest. Something deeper was threading through them all, and it had started here—seven days ago.
At the center of it sat the merchant’s gift he confiscated from Kagami.
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12 Jul 2026
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“…Come again?”
Tobirama should’ve learned by now that his preferred and efficient method of conveying information would never be enough for Hashirama. His brother, for all his greatness, often required the dots to be connected for him — sometimes drawn in crayon.
“They’re marriage proposals, Anija,” Tobirama repeated, this time with the slow patience reserved for children and overly sentimental brothers. He shuffled the top scrolls with sharp, practiced hands. “You’re already married and probably expecting an heir soon, which makes me the next eligible candidate for politically motivated courtship. The clans want unity. The daimyō want leverage. And apparently, the rest of the country wants a spectacle.”
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12 Jul 2026
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“Maybe this is their way of apologizing?” Charlie replied.
“By turning themselves into marketable plushies?”
Husk grumbled. “What kind of idiot would carry these things around anyway?”
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or, Alastor acquires a Vox plush and makes it everyone else's problem
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03 Jun 2026
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A lonely, guilty Alastor masturbates to the memories of being raped by Vox.
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03 Jun 2026
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Vincent is a possessive man but Alastor secretly likes that.
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29 May 2026