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Foolish One by coldbrewcalico for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2026
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It's an innocent game of spin the bottle. Easy, right?
Fortunately for Hermione and Ron, they're both really bad at playing by the rules. -
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A collection of drabbles by yours truly. 💙
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Try Again by coldbrewcalico for FrostedFamiliar, VerseandVictoire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2026
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No one is more thrilled to have Hermione on board as the DMLE’s Head Healer than Auror Ron Weasley. Much to Hermione’s chagrin, he thinks getting to work with his girlfriend right next door is perhaps the best thing that’s ever happened to him.
She might be more inclined to agree, if only he didn’t insist on knocking on her door nearly every other hour.
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Falter by coldbrewcalico for VerseandVictoire, Whatrebeccawrites, Alwaysabookworm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2026
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It was supposed to be a routine, run-of-the-mill sting operation. Cause just enough chaos at one of the known Death Eater locations, not blow their whole fucking cover. But of course when Seamus Finnigan is involved, things hardly go as planned.
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Never Felt Worse by coldbrewcalico for callhermalfoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2026
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Back at Hogwarts, Draco is forced to acquaint himself with the colour red. He hates it, of course.
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At the last moment, they stumbled. Voldemort claimed victory.
Severus is faced with surviving in a reality that he has actively sought to destroy and to his horror, he is offered either a blood traitor or a muggle born as a 'gift' from his Master for loyalty. A lifetime companion, a choice of how he claims them and a decision on how he decides to ruin the rest of their lives.
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08 Jun 2026
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This better not awaken anything in me by xalandrix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2025
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It's considered bad form to critique other people's writing like this. If you think you can write something better, I invite you to try.theboywhowrites
you did it to me???????? whatever. fine. challenge accepted. . . . . . . .
Other people have been writing whatever they want about Harry for years. Why shouldn't he give it a go?
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07 Jun 2026
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Malfoy binds himself with a sex curse. Harry cannot get enough (but would much prefer to keep Malfoy for himself).
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06 Jun 2026
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Mr Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hide away for so long...
After five years, Malfoy had finally escaped house arrest, and he moved in just a few streets down from Grimmauld Place. Overnight, the Daily Prophet seemed to fall in love with him. For his charity work, and his charming smile, and—Harry was sure—his prattish fucking personality. No matter how hard Harry tried, he couldn’t stop running into him.
Harry had bigger problems, though. His best friends in the world were having a baby together, which was fantastic, except that they weren’t sure Harry could hold it together well enough to be Godfather.
But despite Malfoy being flat broke, with a dead dad, and no one willing to risk hiring him, he appeared to be completely in control of the narrative surrounding his newfound freedom. Maybe Harry could learn a thing or two from the best of the best.
After all, he had the entire pregnancy to convince Ron and Hermione that he was perfectly, entirely, 100% fine. If sometimes he had to fistfight Malfoy about it, well, that was nothing new.
Song: Mr. Blue Sky by the Electric Light Orchestra
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05 Jun 2026
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Moody refuses to participate in silly Auror hazing traditions. His trainee, on the other hand, refuses to let him refuse.
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01 Jun 2026