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The LJ Journals or No One Ever Listens to the Underwear by cmsprite79
Fandoms: Starsky & Hutch
04 Jun 2026
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The episode Satan’s Witches, and then some, as told by a certain red, clingy undergarment.
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Hutch is having a hard time redeeming the romantic weekend for two he and Starsky lost up at the Dobey cabin when that darned group of Satanists appeared. He eventually finds a way to make up for what he had planned in the first place, much to Starsky’s delight.
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In an early-morning talk with his grieving partner, Starsky admits some of his feelings about Jack Mitchell and Hutch provides some important context for Jack’s behavior prior to his death. Forgiveness and reaffirmation of S&H’s partnership follows.
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- English
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- 2,444
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 34
- Hits:
- 153
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It’s election time and Starsky has to make a decision.
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Starsky can’t find his heroic pet rock after the Fargo fiasco. Hutch convinces him to give up the search with promises to buy him a new one.
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Starsky struggles in the aftermath of being ditched by she of the tostada breath and Mexican pottery. Hutch helps, kinda.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,453
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 118
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As he tells it in his own words, Hutch is unsure of many things, in particular what the future looks like for himself and his family. Lately, the universe’s plans don’t seem to gel with Hutch’s, which can be frustrating for a vampire who simply wants peace of mind. Questions abound: Can Hutch help Nick come to terms with falling in love with another man for the first time ever? Can he build a relationship with his son while still trying to protect Walt from all of the world’s ills? Can Hutch resolve his anxiety about bringing the men that hurt him to justice in order to do the deed and ensure that the same can’t happen to others of his kind? Will he figure out the message in his recurring nightmare about Walt’s death before it’s too late? Should he publish his book and out all vampires to an unsuspecting and potentially hostile world? Above all, what does the future hold? Not only for Hutch and his loved ones but for all of vampire kind? Where will fate leave the Starsky-Hutchinson family at the end of their search for justice? Read on to find out!
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- Part 7 of Undead Detectives
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Starsky’s constant trivia bombs during an important stakeout get on Hutch’s nerves, but everything works out okay in the end when Hutch learns something important.
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A couple of sexy interludes in the hard-hitting, fast-paced lives of our two favorite detectives.
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Starsky senses that there’s more to one of Hutch’s hobbies than Hutch lets on.
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It’s 1984 and vampires Starsky and Hutch drop everything in Bay City to head to New York after they get a desperate call from Starsky’s mom regarding the disappearance of Starsky’s brother, Nicholas. They must use their detective skills to unearth the truth of where Nick is and, once they find him, have to decide how best to get him out from the clutches of a man who knows no bounds when it comes to using other people as his playthings.
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- Part 6 of Undead Detectives
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Starsky follows a grieving Hutch home and provides the comfort Hutch needs to get him through the first lonely night after Gillian’s death.
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- English
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- 1,135
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 22
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- 142
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When Starsky suddenly goes missing after an argument about the state of Hutch’s car, Hutch has a hell of a time dealing with his partner’s disappearance. What he doesn’t seem to realize is that he needn’t look very far to find him…
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As a test of their trust in each other, Hutch offers up his partner’s ass for use at a sex party for anyone interested. He stays close by, however, to ensure not only that all participants follow the rules and Starsky has a good time, too, but to make it clear who belongs to whom in the end. *Note: this is a repost of this story for the two people who gave it a kudos first time around. I realized the tags for this one might be a little misleading so I want to be clear this time: The fisting indicated is NOT between or done to the mains, i.e., Starsky and Hutch. If this is not your cup of tea, I’ll ask you to kindly NOT click on it and send the hit count soaring in complete disproportion to the kudos count. Or, if you do like it, please drop a kudos to show your appreciation. Thanks.
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The PTSD which Hutch acquired from his traumatic three-month captivity ramps up in this roller-coaster of emotions and revelations. The surprise appearance of someone connected to Hutch’s past puts added stress on the recovering vampire shortly after he arrives home to Chicago with his family and a dark discovery puts a twist in Hutch and Starsky’s attempt to celebrate an important milestone. Throughout, Hutch struggles to master his fears and regain his sense of self all while building a relationship with this someone new in their life. Meanwhile, Starsky and Catherine must deal with their own trauma around Hutch’s abduction and the way he’s acting out his fears as well as decide what the best way is to help their wounded loved one. Ultimately, Hutch learns that he can only take one step at a time toward healing.
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- Part 5 of Undead Detectives
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Hutch is a wee bit upset that Starsky handled some live ordnance at the Golden Lady Ballroom. Afterward, he lets his partner know in no uncertain terms how he feels. This leads to an important revelation and a long-overdue hearts’ reunion.
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Hutch gets taken off the street in broad daylight by shady government types who want to find out what makes a vampire tick. It’s up to Starsky to get Hutch back and out of this mess in one piece, but as the days and weeks march on and the often excruciating testing he is put through continues, Hutch starts to despair at ever being rescued. Just when he’s lost all hope for release and is ready to end it all, there is a glimmer of something on the horizon that forces him to return to himself and await freedom.
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- Part 4 of Undead Detectives
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They have time to kill while they wait for Alex Drew to make his move. Starsky gets bored. Hutch gets creative.
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A missing scene from Murder Ward in which “Hansen” takes care of his patient’s personal needs the way a good orderly should.
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- English
- Words:
- 704
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 20
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- 195
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Starsky wants to watch some vampire movies for spoopy season. Hutch has objections. Starsky changes his mind for him. Heh.
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- Part 3 of Undead Detectives