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    when you're doing all the leaving (then it's never your love lost) by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    28 Aug 2020

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    Wei Wuxian barely makes a sound when Jin Zixun’s sword goes through his chest. A tiny noise is punched out of him — half gasp, half sigh. Jin Zixun, wearing that smirk that Lan Wangji has always hated, moves to pull the sword out.

    This won’t do; Lan Wangji knows enough about battlefield medicine to understand the principle of keeping the weapon in the wound until a medic arrives. So he does the only thing that occurs to him in the moment, letting the momentum of flight be the force behind the swing; he cuts off Jin Zixun’s hand.

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    Lan Wangji goes with Wei Wuxian to his nephew's one-month celebration instead of Wen Ning. They still don't make it to the party.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Where Food is Best by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    05 Dec 2025

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    When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.

    "Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."

    Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.

    Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.

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    15 May 2026

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    Mastermind: Strategist For Hire by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    05 Apr 2020

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    Izuku Midoriya never got the chance to save Bakugo from the sludge villain and impress All Might. With his dream crushed, Izuku becomes bitter and angry. It also doesn't help that he faces discrimination at every turn.
    All he ever wanted was to be appreciated, so when the villains are the ones to recognize his talents rather than the heroes, well, Izuku just can't resist. He might as well help those who actually want him around.
    Mistakes were made, and now society must face a villain of their own making: Mastermind.

    This fic has a discord.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    [Podfic] Mastermind: Strategist For Hire by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    12 May 2021

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    Izuku Midoriya never got the chance to save Bakugo from the sludge villain and impress All Might. With his dream crushed, Izuku becomes bitter and angry. It also doesn't help that he faces discrimination at every turn. All he ever wanted was to be appreciated, so when the villains are the ones to recognize his talents rather than the heroes, well, Izuku just can't resist. He might as well help those who actually want him around.

    Mistakes were made, and now society must face a villain of their own making: Mastermind.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Audacity by

    Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

    15 Apr 2015

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    Erwin believed beyond a shadow of a doubt that Levi had climbed that wall.

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    25 Mar 2026