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    The truth is that he’s kept this love on the back burner of his heart for so many years that he’s grown accustomed to the smell and can sometimes almost ignore it completely. He likes to think he’s made peace with the fact that he’ll never know what it tastes like.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    "It’s Hugo who finds out first. Because of fucking course it is."

    A purely self indulgent Trans Varian AU, how his friends find out and how they're all accepting and nothing hurts.

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    Hugo picks up on things fast. After just one week at his new bartending job at the Spider's Bite, he learns three things:

    1) Don't touch Cass's shaker unless you want a black eye.
    2) Lance's baking is the perfect hangover cure.
    3) Varian's boyfriend is the absolute worst.

    Whumptober Day 10: "Can't you see that you're lost without me?" & Day 15: Suppressed Suffering

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    For the most part, Varian has managed to move past all the things his mom taught him growing up. Unfortunately, there are still a few... roadblocks.

    Fortunately, Hugo's more than willing to find work arounds.

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    When his cousin Eugene announces he's entering the tri-state area's annual battle of the bands and is in desperate need of a frontman, Varian is quick to volunteer. As a broke college student avoiding his past like the plague, it's not like he's got anything better to do.

    But then, a certain blond moves back into town, quaking the earth with his presence as the bassist in a rival band. Because Hugo, stoking old flames and reopening emotional wounds, changes everything. With him around, Varian knows this contest isn't a fun game anymore.

    Against Hugo, it's war.

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