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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Tenna and Spamton make up for missing time… until they realize there’s, uh, a few complications…

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    Neither of these two are packing anything down there.

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    08 May 2026

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    Even with his newfound stability, Spamton still struggles with his corrupted code stopping him from saying certain important things. Tenna does his best to help.

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    Following a disastrous battle and a brutal encounter with an enemy, Marius is left severely injured amongst the dead. He has little hope for a peaceful death and even less for rescue. All he can do is wait and watch the world around him, including the ominous woods lying just out of reach.

    And from those woods he can see something approaching. Something large and otherworldly.

    And he knows it sees him too.

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    05 May 2026

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    Spamton G. Spamton and Anthony Tenna want to seal the deal. Becoming the co-star of TV Time wasn’t exactly in his plans, but with Tenna’s insistence he just couldn’t say no, despite the ominous warnings he’d received from his benefactor. Whatever happens, happens.

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    28 Apr 2026