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The Antlered Mayor’s Hospitality by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game)
26 Jun 2026
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Star Dew Valley does not force Wilhelmina Graham to stay.
It feeds her.
With her farmhouse unsafe, her hands injured, her clothes hanging off her, and winter waiting somewhere beyond the green, Mayor Hannibal Lecter begins arranging what Wil cannot yet ask for: repairs, boots, schoolbooks, medicine, legal protection, and dinners where no one opens a door without knocking first.
The help comes from every corner of Pelican Town. Matthew Brown rebuilds her house with locks strong enough to feel like safety. Georgia fits her for clothes that belong to her body. Eva gives her lessons sharp enough to matter. Gideon patches what hunger and running have left behind. Garret keeps selling seeds at full price, which makes him easier to trust.
And Hannibal teaches her the rules of being helped.
How to accept without surrendering.
How to refuse without insulting.
How to read contracts before signing them.
How food, gifts, debts, and gratitude can all become bindings if handled carelessly.This follows Wil as she learns that kindness can be structured, safety can be negotiated, and a home can be made stronger around you one board, one meal, and one promise at a time.
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- Part 2 of The Summer Court’s Little Farmer
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Wilhelmina Graham knows storms before they break.
At eleven years old, she runs from her father with no plan beyond away. No coat, no money that matters, no map, and no faith that any adult will believe danger before it becomes proof. The human world offers roads, hunger, police questions, and the possibility of being sent back.
Then the woods change.
Wil steps into Star Dew Valley and finds a farm waiting for her: a rickety cabin, rusty tools, fifteen parsnip seeds, strange gold coins, and a letter from Mayor Hannibal Lecter welcoming the new farmer. The Valley is too green, too watchful, too kind in ways that feel like teeth hidden behind a smile.
But the soil grows food. The door closes. The town buys what she harvests. And for the first time, Wil is not called runaway, problem, or child.
She is called farmer.
This follows Wil’s first desperate days in the Valley as she chooses survival over safety, learns that help can be another kind of claim, and meets the Antlered Mayor who will change the shape of her life forever.
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- Part 1 of The Summer Court’s Little Farmer
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When an imovable object and an unstoppable force meet by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
10 Jun 2026
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Hughie Campbell’s is perfectly average. She works a shift-based job in an electronics store; her dad constantly over worries about her but loves her enough to make up for it. And her ex is on good enough terms with her to joke about burning one of her tops (even if every message and call breaks a little more of her heart).
It’s all perfectly normal until she crosses the street to get lunch, and A-Train runs into her. Now, if this were as perfectly normal as Hughie’s life should be, then she’d be a smear on the road. The problems start when, instead of killing her or at the very least taking her foot off, A-Train’s leg connects with her foot and just… snaps in half, sending him flying, then skidding down the street.
This gets the world's attention, but even worse, it gets Homelander’s attention because this is the first time he’s ever met someone who might actually understand him.
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Haryana and the determination to make the adults deal with the adult problems by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jan 2026
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When your options are:
(A) Being a sheep for the Light side and never making it past seventeen again.
Or:
(B) Joining the dark side as a political pawn to crush the hope children everywhere.
Life looks a little bleak, and with Tom tagging along as her unborn baby (really? Couldn't at all think of a better plan than 'let's make everyone think the Girl-Who-Lived was raped at ten') that bleakness seems to grow.
So, armed with foreknowledge and a healthy dose of I'M EVEVEN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME A MURDERER! Haryana decides to make a third option:
(C) Use the insane amount of wealth and recourses people gifted her for murdering Tom the first time and launch a secret campaign to buy wizarding Brittan so that no matter who wins she's be on top.
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The most EPIC of Lavender Marriages by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
22 Aug 2025
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Odysseus and Penelope had an agreement; the Gods were fair game.
Don't take this to mean that they didn't love each other; they did, with a fierce devotion to rival the very gods that they would allow to drag them to bed, but it had never been sexual. The thought had made them feel sick, the act that created their precious son almost DID make them sick, and they were so very relieved that they would only need to do it once.
So the Gods were fair game, and while this changes some things in how the story goes, it feels the same to Odysseus and Penelope. Which may be worse.
Or: Odysseus and Penelope fucking the gods in the hopes that it leads them back to each other.
Please note that this book is mostly sex, so I won't leave markings for it like I usually do, but I will still make marks for any non-concentual stuff.
Recent series
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The Summer Court’s Little Farmer by TheCuriousCat
Fandom Hannibal (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game)
26 Jun 2026
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Worlds separated by a garden fence. by TheCuriousCat
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Sep 2021
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When one world meets another all that truly keeps them apart is willpower.
What happens when Bilba's willpower starts crumbling?
Who's to say really, all that we know is that Thorin will be waiting by the garden fence with bated breath.
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- 22,377
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 370
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Hello and welcome to your local MDC branch. I hope you enjoy your stay. by TheCuriousCat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Miraculous Ladybug, The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 May 2021
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Welcome one and all to the wonderful life of an MDC employee!
Here at [Insert MDC Branch here] you will experience everything that makes this great empire, right from the source.
Sit back and listen to the awe inspiring stories from MDC's most prominent employees while deciding if this is the career for you.
(Hint, it is!)On behalf of CEO M. Wayne I wish you all good luck.
J. Todd-Wayne, Personal assistant to the CEO.
- Words:
- 41,642
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 127
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Marinette and the pursuit of happiness by TheCuriousCat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Mar 2025
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Alyssa just wants to protect the world and be happy. Is that so hard?
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After the wreckage of the Torrance branch, the Z-Team are informed that they are on paid time off. However, Robert is still working, so Sonar, wanting to check in on him, overhears something that settles a bet Z-Team had going for a long time.
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Waking up in a high-rise apartment that most certainly didn't belong to her, with no memory of how she got there, what she is pretty sure is her own blood surrounding her, Ashley Aguilera does the only sane thing.
She calls 911.
She really should have realized with ‘The Seven’ plastered everywhere, exactly what had occurred to her. In her defense, thinking it was simply promotional material for the final season of ‘The Boys’ was technically the saner option than waking up in the amnesic body of a personal assistant in a fictional world of Super-Power Nazis.
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- Part 21 of The Redhead Conspiracy
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IronStrange Ficlets by infiniteeight
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel's Midnight Suns (Video Game), Teen Wolf (TV), Transformers (Bay Movies), What If...? (Cartoon 2021)
08 Jun 2026
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This series was originally "IronStrange Drabbles". I renamed it because the number of works that are exactly 100 words (or are even double or triple drabbles) is really in the minority. Works are tagged with "Drabble", "Double Drabble", and "Ficlet" according to length.
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I feel I need to state for the record that when a drabble is off by 2 or 3 words, it's because of differences in how AO3 calculates words versus how Google Docs calculates words. I am a firm believer in "a drabble is EXACTLY 100 words" (and doubles and triples are multiples of exactly 100).
The series also contains ficlets because I wanted to keep them all in the same place, but damn it, I don't tag them drabbles when they aren't exact, and according to my word counter, they are exact.
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- 681
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From his time as Mecha Man, Robert Robertson III knows when someone is watching him.
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When Flambae doesn’t know how to have a crush normally, and Robert is both terrified and reluctantly intrigued by the entire ordeal. It can’t be Stockholm syndrome if you haven’t been kidnapped, can it?
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Harry Potter is already in a relationship with Tom Riddle, something that had long since settled into routine, stable enough that neither of them had thought to examine it too closely... until the misalignment becomes noticeable, present in the way conversations no longer resolve as easily, in the way certain things are avoided without being acknowledged.
It becomes a problem when they start falling for someone else.
Elsewhere, removed from names and everything attached to them, Lord Voldemort forms an alliance with the assassin Mortifer, something intended to remain contained and practical, defined by clear limits that are understood and then, gradually, ignored.
Neither of them realize they are falling in love with each other all over again.
(Spoilers in tags)