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Please Do Not Touch; Oils On Hands Can Damage Metal, Marble, and Wood by SnailFarm
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021)
15 Jul 2021
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Sometimes he’ll find himself staring at his hands, and how if he didn’t know they were his, made by and for the TVA, they would look just like any of the hands of other men he’s studied, lives he’s watched and catalogued and analyzed for more hours than could ever be counted.
Men use their hands for a lot of things, as it turns out. They build, they destroy. They touch other people an awful lot, even when it’s really not necessary. The sacred timeline is filled with a million moments he could tell you by heart what they mean and what they lead to and why.
But sometimes there’s this- this incomprehension that sticks to them stubbornly. It’s maddening. It clings to him like something alive. A voice in his head that whispers: but what would that feel like? You don’t know how that feels. What would it feel like?
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Genius Billionaire Playboy Mixologist: a Bartender's Guide to Drinks I've Made for Loki, by Tony Stark by SnailFarm
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
24 May 2013
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A love story in cocktail recipes.
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Charles could make lovemaking filthy and fucking holy, and it could never feel anything but right. Charles was a miracle.
Inspired by a deleted scene. You know the one.
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What did Pepper promise Tony as a reward for doing his homework, that excited him so much? We have our own ideas.
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Shining Is a Mutation by SnailFarm
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Shining (1980)
23 Aug 2012
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Five things that could have happened when Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr visited the Overlook Hotel, and the one thing that actually did.
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Jon is convinced that it’s because of the stress from the promotion.
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Elias decides to have some fun with his Archivist.
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10 Jun 2026
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Martin feels so nervous that he’s almost dizzy with it. He desperately wants to turn tail and run, to call this whole thing off. Except for how he knows he’d be mad at himself for weeks afterwards for doing it, maybe even months. He’s spent so long working himself up to this; is he seriously not even going to try?
Even though it’ll probably go terribly? a pessimistic voice in the back of his head chimes in.
“This is going to go great,” Martin mutters underneath his breath. “Just grand. Nothing’ll go wrong, you’ll see.”
He feels a flash of self consciousness, but none of the other passengers give him so much as a glance for muttering to himself, all of them either hiding away in headphones and earbuds or just dead eyed glazed over expressions as they stare blankly into the middle distance. None of them even suspect that he’s on his way to a kink club.
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Martin and Jon have a very different first meeting.
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08 Jun 2026
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"I want to ask you some questions, Martin," Jon says suddenly, with renewed, sucked-it-up vigor. "I don't want you to be made uncomfortable, but I... I need to practice my insistence. Compulsion, whatever it's called. I was hoping you might let me practice on you."
Martin stares at him in horrified disbelief.
"Right," Jon snorts. "I thought not. That's fine, you can —"
"— No, wait, I'm not — I'm not saying 'no'," Martin interrupts.
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08 Jun 2026
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His knuckles trace the line of Martin's jaw from ear to chin and back again, unhurried. Martin's hand flexes minutely against his spine. This is what love is, Jon thinks. This right here.
or: Jon and Martin reap the rewards of being loved.
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08 Jun 2026
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oh, ain't it great (when fate makes you wait) by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 May 2021
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"So, is there anything you, like...definitely don't want to do?" says Martin, because he’s not quite brave enough to come right out and say "So, I really, really want your cock inside me, what are the chances of us making that happen as soon as possible?"
Martin then immediately regrets asking such a vague question of the most pedantic man on Earth, because he can see the way Jon's eyes glaze over as his imagination goes into overdrive. "I meant anything that's actually likely to come up, Jon."
Jon visibly reels it back in. "Um, I don't think so. Unless you're harboring a secret desire to drink my blood, or something."
"Oh, no. You've discovered my dastardly plan. I'll have to kill you now."
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