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Jon is convinced that it’s because of the stress from the promotion.
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Elias decides to have some fun with his Archivist.
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10 Jun 2026
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Martin feels so nervous that he’s almost dizzy with it. He desperately wants to turn tail and run, to call this whole thing off. Except for how he knows he’d be mad at himself for weeks afterwards for doing it, maybe even months. He’s spent so long working himself up to this; is he seriously not even going to try?
Even though it’ll probably go terribly? a pessimistic voice in the back of his head chimes in.
“This is going to go great,” Martin mutters underneath his breath. “Just grand. Nothing’ll go wrong, you’ll see.”
He feels a flash of self consciousness, but none of the other passengers give him so much as a glance for muttering to himself, all of them either hiding away in headphones and earbuds or just dead eyed glazed over expressions as they stare blankly into the middle distance. None of them even suspect that he’s on his way to a kink club.
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Martin and Jon have a very different first meeting.
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08 Jun 2026
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"I want to ask you some questions, Martin," Jon says suddenly, with renewed, sucked-it-up vigor. "I don't want you to be made uncomfortable, but I... I need to practice my insistence. Compulsion, whatever it's called. I was hoping you might let me practice on you."
Martin stares at him in horrified disbelief.
"Right," Jon snorts. "I thought not. That's fine, you can —"
"— No, wait, I'm not — I'm not saying 'no'," Martin interrupts.
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08 Jun 2026
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His knuckles trace the line of Martin's jaw from ear to chin and back again, unhurried. Martin's hand flexes minutely against his spine. This is what love is, Jon thinks. This right here.
or: Jon and Martin reap the rewards of being loved.
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08 Jun 2026
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oh, ain't it great (when fate makes you wait) by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 May 2021
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"So, is there anything you, like...definitely don't want to do?" says Martin, because he’s not quite brave enough to come right out and say "So, I really, really want your cock inside me, what are the chances of us making that happen as soon as possible?"
Martin then immediately regrets asking such a vague question of the most pedantic man on Earth, because he can see the way Jon's eyes glaze over as his imagination goes into overdrive. "I meant anything that's actually likely to come up, Jon."
Jon visibly reels it back in. "Um, I don't think so. Unless you're harboring a secret desire to drink my blood, or something."
"Oh, no. You've discovered my dastardly plan. I'll have to kill you now."
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- Part 2 of let me be surprised
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01 Jun 2026
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dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 May 2021
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Tonight, Martin is looking at porn. Jon knows that Martin is looking at porn. He doesn't know how he knows, but he does. He's fairly certain he isn't Beholding the knowledge. Martin's face is perfectly neutral, and his posture is relaxed. Even so, Jon just...senses it, somehow, the way an animal senses an approaching storm through minute variations in scent and barometric pressure. A change in the atmosphere is taking place, and that change is informing Jon’s subconscious mind that Martin is currently sexually aroused.
And then Jon decides, to hell with it. "So, uh, about the sex thing."
Martin blanches like Jon just accused him of murder. And slaps his phone screen-down onto his lap. Ah. That wasn't quite the reaction Jon was hoping for.
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01 Jun 2026
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do you wanna touch (there, where, there, yeah) by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jun 2021
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"Sorry, I just...it just reminded me of something. Something from when I was younger. You know that game people play - gay chicken?"
Martin snorts. "Now there's a phrase I never expected to hear from you. Yeah, I've heard of it. Never actually played it."
"...do you want to?"
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01 Jun 2026
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The first time Jon feels Martin’s erection pressing against him while they're kissing, Jon thinks, oh, nice.
That's a bit of a surprise. Normally his reaction would be more along the lines of oh, great, now I'm going to be expected to do things. But Martin so clearly doesn't expect Jon to do anything, aside from possibly bite his head off, judging by the way he jerks away from Jon like he just brushed against a hot stove, mumbling a hasty, "Oh, god, sorry."
He looks...flustered. Some rarely-seen part of Jon’s mind rears its head and informs him that Jon would very much like to fluster him some more.
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01 Jun 2026
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Missy needs to make sure the Master won't ever forget to carry a spare dematerialization circuit. And since she knows him so well, she knows just how to make it stick.
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15 Apr 2026
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The Doctor remembers his first time.
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01 Apr 2026
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‘Impenetrable Psyche’ by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
03 Jan 2026
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Lips moved. Words were being said. Pretty lips, pretty skin, smell of flesh and catnip, blood time lord blood pretty
“I can hear you.”
A voice barrelled into his psyche. He tried to answer it, something coherent and suave would be good but-“BITE.”
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- Part 11 of Thoschei One Shots (NOT explicit)
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18 Mar 2026
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Someone tuts - a low, rich voice, arch in the sort of sympathy that comes with a smirk. “Oh, dear. Someone's been a little lax with security, haven't they?”
The Doctor flexes his wrists. “Who are you?”
He flinches when the hand cups his cheek, a possessive thumb under his jawbone and four fingers splayed across his face; he hadn't realised the body was that close. The touch isn't skin. Something cold and textured. Leather? The fingers squeeze lightly, and drum on the Doctor’s cheeks. “That's a wonderful question. You can be so clever.”
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25 Feb 2026
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But when Harry gets into the TARDIS he feels hotter than ever; he sighs, reaching the central console and slumping against it, wishing the metal could take some of the heat away; usually, it’s cold to the touch. This will pass. It must be a sort of sudden heatstroke, or something like that. Manageable.
“You do look quite hot,” the Doctor says, suddenly looming over him. He presses the back of his hand to Harry’s forehead and it’s all Harry can do not to whimper - the console might be doing nothing, but the Doctor is wonderfully cold. His hand leeches all the unpleasantness out, and he really could just stand here… forever. “Did you eat anything out there?”
“I’m not actually an idiot,” Harry says, his eyes shut.
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Harry, Sarah Jane, and the Doctor, and all the various ways one can be fuck-or-dying.
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- Part 5 of harry four sarah <3
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25 Feb 2026
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Here there are as many candles as elsewhere on the island, in their little golden dishes. Some of them smell faintly floral, lavender and rose; Sarah keeps her bra on, and the lace, and lets her toes dangle out the side of the tub. “You’re a fool,” she accuses without any heat, the water lapping deliciously at her stomach, “Take your shirt off.”
“Yes, ma’am,” he snaps off a crisp salute and does so, flinging it on top of the robe, “And I suppose you want my trousers, too?”
“If you’d be so kind.”
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- Part 4 of harry four sarah <3
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25 Feb 2026
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“You live in a time machine,” the Brigadier replies, voice tinny through the phone, “I know you could have been here yesterday if you wanted to. What on Earth’s more important than this?”
“Many things,” the Doctor grunts. His hips buck a little, without prompting from Harry, who wasn’t expecting it; he gags.
Sarah ducks her face under the console, smirking at him. Harry, who’s so hard in his trousers it’s verging on painful, glares back at her. She wriggles a hand at him and mimes stroking an invisible cock, her tongue playfully shoved in her cheek.
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The Doctor likes to be watched. Sarah Jane likes to machinate. Harry Sullivan is literally just here to have a good time.
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- Part 3 of harry four sarah <3
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25 Feb 2026
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"Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."
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29 Dec 2025
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Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.
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29 Dec 2025
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PROMPT: "The Doctor humiliates the Master. I'm not talking about mentioning the time he buggered up reversing the polarity of the neutron flow and almost blew up a stolen TARDIS in their Academy days, I'm talking condescension, spanking, dirty talk, showing him off, ordering him about... all sorts of supplementary kinks welcome (though no piercing/body mod please), just as long as the Master ends up humiliated. And secretly enjoying it.
Any version of them. (Except anything involving Crispy or Goosnake, though I would lol at that)."
Rough, unbeta'd.
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29 Dec 2025
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"He is at once living with the ghost and the corpse of the man he loves. The Doctor thinks of how unfailingly he has done what he should when it comes to the Master." (a tidied old b_e table challenge prompt)
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29 Dec 2025
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Furious and humiliated that the Doctor witnessed him at his most vulnerable as Yana, the Master decides that turnabout is only fair play. He goes in search of John Smith, human teacher of History at Farringham School for Boys, determined to even out the score between them and make John know exactly what it is to be reduced to a Time Lord's plaything.
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15 Dec 2025