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- Dream SMP (11)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Afterlife SMP (2)
- Origins SMP (2)
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Vampirism, Awkward Crushes, and Other Teenage Crises by Smallest
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
23 May 2025
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In a world without heroes but not without monsters, William meets a different untimely fate in Deadwood. Now he must conceal his inhuman nature and, just as importantly, the feelings he develops for a reverse isekai'd elf boy and a kindhearted soccer player he will meet in his new home, Rockfall.
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Vampire William au with eventual ghostkicks, one-sided ghostknife, and plenty of angst!
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Compared to everything you’ve done, the little bosses designed by the showrunners…. They’re so flat. Dull. Uninspired.
Sure, I had my fun with the hydras. Weren’t those exciting? They certainly got my point across.
But we can do better than that. Ohhhhhh-ho-ho yes we can!
I think I want to add an even more personal touch. The perfect boss. The perfect spectacle.
So, so perfect.
Aren’t you, Carl?
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The AI possesses Carl. He fights it.
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You won the game, let’s play another! by Smallest
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, SCU - Fandom
06 Sep 2024
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“Because you won! And I think you deserve a prize.” The malicious intent was audible in his voice, and something dark gleamed in his eyes.
“Is the prize a peaceful death?” Charlie tried, an unconvincing grin hastily plastered onto his face.
The sheep man’s voice took on an echo, and his smile showed far too many teeth. “Nope!”
Charlie slowly returned to awareness, and the first thing he noticed was how… wrong everything felt. His body felt far too wet, far too numb. He tried to raise an arm, feeling it bend at an unnatural angle as it made a horrible squelching noise. Whatever the sheep guy had done to him, it definitely didn’t seem like much of a prize.
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Charlie from “We spent 100 days in a Minecraft hardcore apocalypse” gets reincarnated as c!Charlie in the DSMP. Chaos ensues.
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New achievment! Be trapped in a time loop. by Smallest
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
09 Aug 2024
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After successfully reaching the 8th floor's staircase, rather than an interview or the next floor, Carl finds himself transported back in time. Back to the when the dungeon first began.
He quickly discovers that he's caught in a time loop, and he isn't alone. The only other person who remembers the previous loops? The System AI.
His luck couldn't possibly be more fucking abysmal.
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I Don't Care About the Person I'm Supposed to Be by Smallest for nyanbinary_87
Fandoms: Princess Tutu
17 Jul 2024
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Odette tilted her head upwards from where it lay against Rue’s shoulder, giving her girlfriend a smile.
“We made it.”
“We did.” Rue tilted her head to plant an adoring kiss on Odette’s cheek. “We’re here. What’s next?”
OR: A character study of transfem!mytho (Who is named Odette) in the aftermath of the show, told through internal musings and a conversation with Rue.
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shooting towards the sky by Nonymos
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Apr 2026
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The System had been very clear: User 001 had transmigrated into Shang Qinghua’s character. For the past ten years, as he struggled against the limitations of his child body, Airplane had tried to reconcile himself with the fate that awaited him—the sect burning because of him, his neck snapped by a demon’s hand—and hoped desperately that he could change it somehow.
Except now… his fate seemed to have changed by itself?
“You have indeed been selected to join Xing Jiao Peak,” the teacher repeated. “Do you accept?”
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29 May 2026
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Cang Qiong's Spite Saving System by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth) for Atjas
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Nov 2024
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way as some nameless NPC and his System requires him to join Qing Jing Peak. It did not inform him until after it was already too late that Luo Binghe had been pushed into the Endless Abyss before Shen Yuan even arrived.
A request written for the Bingyuan server's fundraiser for Gaza.
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27 Apr 2026
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Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.
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- Part 1 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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- 27/?
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14 Mar 2026
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Thrills LifeSteal Fics by IWantToRemainASecret, Thrills (IWantToRemainASecret)
Fandom lifesteal, Lifesteal SMP, LifestealSmp, Video Blogging RPF
14 Feb 2025
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Another Con Artist by evilphrog for Shunshuntaiga
Fandoms: He Who Fights With Monsters - Shirtaloon | Travis Deverell
20 Nov 2025
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Clive discovers the Eel Porn Doors
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- Part 13 of Slowly, then all at once
Bookmarked by Smallest
29 Dec 2025