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    formerly 'anon porn' this is where i collect all of my more spicy works!

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    Post season finale Lucifer attempts to reintroduce himself back into society, makes new friends, catches up with old friends and maybe even falls in love 👀

    **This will be slowburn radioapple just to warn y'all. the first part isn't tagged radioapple as they barely interact but it will get there eventually folks**

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    not exactly song fics but fics that are inspired by songs i love

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    He didn't know from where he had fallen.
    Or why he fell in the first place.
    Peter just fell.
    Through timelines and universes.
    Always into a new version of himself. Living their life. His life.
    From the very beginning, to its ultimate end.
    Growing up.
    Becoming Spider-Man.
    Dying. Sometimes more than once per lifetime.
    Never once remembering any of his previous lives before falling into a new one again.
    Again and again and again.

    Until he fell for a final time.

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    99 versions of Peter Parker had gone through hell multiple times physically, mentally, and emotionally, and the 100th version of Peter Parker remembered them all.
    And he was beyond tired.
    So in this 100th life, for once, Peter Parker would not be an afterthought of Spider-Man.
    No mask, no suit, no secret identity.
    This time, Peter would live his life as a civilian, not a hero.

    Now if he could only get this dark and gloomy city he got dimensionally dumped in, and its many vigilantes, to understand that.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    chap 11

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    A silhouette appeared at the end of the alley, thin and walking with an almost limp, or maybe just swaying. The man appeared to be giggling to himself, reaching up and touching his lips. As he got closer, Peter realized there seemed to be blood on his hands. He was wearing a stained and ripped purple suit, with garish clown makeup making him look a ghastly white. His yellow teeth were stained with blood, reflecting off the dim light as stumbled down the alleyway. He was getting closer, and Peter made a split second decision.

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    Peter traverses universes, accidentally one hit KOs the Joker, gets stalked by Bats, fakes an identity, and maybe finds a family, not necessarily in that order.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Steph, in a way, was much like Bruce. They were both children no one had asked for, begging and demanding that someone, who otherwise had nothing to do with them, take on the burden of wanting them.

    Except she had been lucky; all of them were.

    That in spite of everything, Steph had never wondered if wanting hands would catch her if she should fall.

    So no, she will absolutely not hold back, nor will she even try to restrain the rest of the Wayne children who are equally ready to go to war for the man who took them in and called them his, regardless of the blood in their veins or what name they went by.

    Because no matter the circumstances that led to a child's existence, they should never have to wonder if they will fall asleep safe and wake up loved.

    Isn't that right, Alfred Pennyworth?

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    Peter Parker is nothing. He used to be something, mean something, and then he fucked up. He had everything, the whole world; two best friends, his Aunt May, and even a new budding father-like figure in Tony Stark. Now, though? He had nothing.

    No more late night lab visits with Mr. Stark, hacking into government websites and building new stupid nanotech bots that vacuum the floor only if you beg it and sound like a certain Captain, or robots that twisted in all angles like infinity cubes to play ultimate twister with. No more study sessions with MJ, listening to old punk rock bands and doodling in the margins. No more lego building with Ned, building and taking apart and building that Lego Death Star dozens of times in his bedroom.

    And, worst of all, no Aunt May to wake him up on his bad days with a worried frown on her lips and a fresh hot chocolate in her hands to warm him.

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    Peter Parker ends up in Gotham, an alternative universe, with soulmates and weird smells.

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    Peter is thrown into an omegaverse. He hates it. Start scene.

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    Angst. Lots of it, good angst, and lots of healing and happy moments. Suffering to be saved. Soulmates. Hiding. Fun!

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    30 May 2026

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    chapter 14

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    "Superman believes in the law," Clark said, trying to project his most professional Alpha authority while actively ignoring the dizzying, expensive scent of the billionaire across from him. "Batman operates on terror. Honestly, he acts like an arrogant Alpha who thinks he owns the city."

    Bruce stared at him for a fraction of a second. And then, to Clark's absolute bewilderment, he threw his head back and laughed. It was a bright, breathless, devastating sound.

    "An arrogant Alpha," Bruce repeated, wiping a genuine tear of mirth from his eye as he leaned in close. "Well, Clark... personally? I think he's very charming."

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    Clark Kent has a massive, inconvenient crush on Gotham's sweet, untouchable Omega billionaire. He also has a massive, inconvenient grudge against Gotham's ruthless, territorial Alpha vigilante.

    It's going to take a catastrophic firefight, a shattered cowl, and a broken scent-blocker collar for the World's Greatest Reporter to finally see through his own blind spot.

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