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The assassin that got on the train wasn't anything special....or at least, they weren't any more special than the rest of the treasure hunters on board. They started acting pretty weird, though, and as time went on, it only got weirder.
Krieg didn't know what to make of them. Neither of him did. Frankly, he had no clue what the assassin's problem was, and he wasn't about to ask. Both because....well....he couldn't, and because he wasn't sure he wanted to know.
Maybe one day the answer would come to him, maybe it wouldn't. Oh well.
This is a companion piece to Lucky 7. Essentially, it's that whole chain of events starting from the train, but from Krieg's point of view.
Edit: I have completed the other half of this now. Enjoy the friendship from Krieg's POV :3
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- Part 2 of Lucky 7
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There were many things about humans and their various behaviors that puzzled Fl4k. They'd given up on trying to understand a lot of them. Things like mating rituals and the use of various substances to induce intoxication were both things where, even if they asked, all they got were vague non answers or conflicting answers.
But, after the Heist of the Handsome Jackpot, they and their pack were sifting through loot, and amongst Freddie's things, they found something curious. A modification that claimed to allow robots to utilize drugs and alcohol along with humans.
Perhaps they could finally figure out for themself why humans enjoyed intoxication so much
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Zer0 the Assassin is known across the six galaxies as an incredibly skilled and ruthless killer. No one knows anything about them other than they're very good at what they do. They always work alone, too.
At least. They do now.
Years ago, they'd had a single friend. A solo mercenary known by the moniker of "Krieg". But the man disappeared on a very personal mission one day, and no matter how hard they looked, all they found were false leads and dead ends.Until Pandora.
This is gonna be different from how I usually write. Much shorter. Just a fun AU Neminine and I came up with. She started it and it snowballed.
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- Part 1 of Lucky 7
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A year after what is now referred to as 'The Final Battle', the DWMA has been repaired, and everything is as it should be. However, a girl named Emilia Townsend stumbles upon a severely weakened Asura. She invites him into her home, thinking he is simply a homeless person. Once she finds out his true identity, however, she is determined to help him by healing his tattered soul.
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The Jinchuuriki boy hides behind a tree, wide eyes peeking past the trunk. The kodama of the old, hulking she-oak silently giggle at the display, aware that he cannot quite sense them yet.
“Who are you?” He asks, afraid.
The spirits of the forest titter and jeer. She smiles and says, “Yokai.”
Wherein a semi-si/oc gets reincarnated as some mythical japanese spirit instead of a badass ninja and proceeds to fuck with the plot. Features kidnapping small children, ancient mythology, and being a menace to ninja society.
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- Part 9 of lulu's self insert fics
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The worst part about being reincarnated had to be the ghosts.
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It wasn’t until I was about three years old that I saw the village I was born into. The fictional village. The one with Hokage faces on the side of a mountain.
Fuck.
Thus were the humble (second) beginnings of Brick Lee, Konoha’s number one wildest ninja.
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- Part 1 of Koya’s Naruto fics
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The Uchiha tend to be a superstitious lot, so it only makes sense for Fugaku to be wary of a child that's believed to be brought by a demon.
(OR: Itachi has an asshole of a fraternal twin brother, and it's ultimately Sasuke's problem.)
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- Part 1 of Blinded in an Alley
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Sakura begged Sasuke to take her with him when he was leaving Konoha.
He said yes.
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