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    One day a few months after Pein was defeated by Naruto and the village finished its rebuilding, the lonely omega is visited by Sasuke during the night and surprisingly, they have sex.

    Sasuke knocked him out and left, when Naruto woke up the morning after, he felt used, ashamed, sad and deplorable. And that wasn't the end of it.

    He was pregnant. In the middle of a war.

    How could this happen?!

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    Sasuke is the young, handsome heir to the Uchiha estate. With a trophy girlfriend soon to be wife, his life is headed in a very predictable path until he meets a spunky blond waiter at one of his family’s events.

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    A year after their prophesied battle Naruto and Sasuke meet up for the first time since then, coming to in a destroyed area of the wood, no memory of how they got there, where 'there' is or if they can trust the other long enough to band together and get home. (best NS ever!) (not the author)

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    The city is new and dangerous, and University is the last place Naruto wants to go after High School is over.
    Welcome to the University of Kohona, one of the only places in the world where the council of paranormals can't reach you. As long as you attend and don't break any rules, that is. With human students unsuspecting of their not-so-normal peers.
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    After a moment Naruto looked away, down to his almost empty bowl of ramen, he stared at it for a long time. His eyes were distant and empty but for one thought that Naruto finally spoke, his voice a quiet whisper. “You really think Sasuke would be there?”
    “Well,” Jiraiya sighed, “There’s only one way to find out, isn’t there,”
    Naruto nodded, “Yeah, I guess there is,”
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    “I owe you nothing because I have already given what I can,” Orochimaru glanced down at the bracelet on Sasuke’s wrist, covered in runic writing. “Besides, the best way to find what you're looking for would be to go to the university, some of the professors have been around longer than I have, and they have good information to share,” Orochimaru stared straight into Sasuke’s eyes, glowing red meeting melted gold, cold and reptilian.

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    When Uzushiogakure never falls but is weakened by the siege, to make amends and not break alliance with Konoha, they're proposed to arrange a marriage between two heirs- Which just happen to be the oldest Uzumaki heir, Nagato, and the oldest Uchiha heir, Itachi.

    Of course, chaos ensues. In form of a pair of twins that are not really happy with the arrangement.

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    Sasuke always gets what he wants, one way or another, and once he has his eyes set on Naruto, some women and two brats are not going to stop him.

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    “I can’t believe your sensei is Hatake Kakashi.” Ino sighed indignantly as she finished applying a coat of poison-green nail polish to one of Sakura’s fingernails. “Not that I’d trade you Asuma-sensei, or anything—he’s the Sandaime’s son, you know—but now I’m gonna have to work even harder to make sure you don’t surpass me.”

    Sakura doubted Ino would have to work hard at all. She could hardly believe that she had been pissing off the (in)famous Copy-Nin all these years. Sakura had grown up hearing his name whispered in fear and awe, and had even come across his name in some history books, though in both cases, there had been little detail about him. The one thing she did know was that he was often referred to as “Kakashi of the Sharingan,” and she was dying to know why he didn’t bear the Uchiha name. After his self-introduction, though, she had been sure that he was not open to that level of prying…yet.

    Between the Memorial Stone this morning, and “I like mani-pedis!” this afternoon, Sakura was surprised Kakashi-sensei hadn’t kicked her off his team already.

    “Cha! What’s he gonna do, /not/ teach you?” Inner rolled her eyes.

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    Lack of experience led to one weakness—and she offered to help. Yet, he'd rather be more than her pupil in her sexual education. PWP. Sasuke x Kagome.

    AU InuYasha. CU Naruto. Sasuke is not married nor had any sort of relationship with Sakura. Takes place around Naruto: the Last Movie.

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    Sasuke is a man on a mission, back in Konoha to claim what is rightfully his.
    If that includes desecrating the Hokage office and insignia, it’s a price he is willing to pay.
    That much this shitty village owes him anyways.

    Ignorable amounts of plot, basically just porn, and Sasuke being an absolute fucking slut for that Hokage dick.

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    With the Fourth Great Ninja war behind them. Naruto and others struggle to find their new normal. At relative peace our young Ninja realize that growing up comes with the passing of time. Relationships and bonds are tested as they realize being a Shinobi is the easy part. What about life outside of the Shinobi world? Shocking personal discoveries and conflicting feelings stir up the tension amongst friends.

    Through lust, confusion, tears, and love Naruto longs for companionship. To scratch the itch of loneliness in the confusing world of relationships. Struggling with his sexual identity he finds himself in troubling situations. In foreign territory love is a battlefield and he was unprepared for his hearts toll. Through pain and heartache an unlikely friend becomes a shoulder to cry on.

    Shikamaru believed he had life figured out before he became a Shinobi. Now thrust in this world with immense responsibility all he knows is work. With a new outlook on life after his near death experience, he is on the road to his dream. As he explores new experiences, he is rocked by the rollercoaster called life. Who knew matters of the heart were this.......troublesome.

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    The Uchiha mark was etched into the skin of Sakura's wrist, and she realized she was now bound to Sasuke unintentionally.

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    Katsume is the daughter of Jiraiya and Tsunade after a grief-led drunken fling. After her daughter's birth, Tsunade leaves Katsume with a woman she saved during the Second Shinobi War, the Old Bat, and she grows up without ever knowing her parents.

    She was raised to master her rare jutsu and chakra control from the Old Bat who used to be a legendary shinobi in her younger years. She wanted to pass on her legacy, having no children of her own.

    Years down the road, Katsume has built herself a career as a renowned bounty hunter. Coming home after over a year chasing a bounty, she finds a scroll spilling the secret that her mother is alive.

    Her need for answers gets the better of her and she sets her sights on the Leaf Village, where her sources say her mother is the Hokage...

    What will happen when she confronts her mother about her abandonment? How will her life change with this new discovery?

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    When Itachi used the Tsukuyomi it was supposed to give Sasuke more hate for his brother instead, it unlocked memories of a past life. Now the shinobi world will witness the rise of a demon and the birth of a revolution.

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    An eye for an eye. That was the law the Uchiha had lived and died by. When Itachi Uchiha murders the clan in cold blood, Sasuke knows his duty, to kill itachi. Sasuke uchiha also knows that he is a failure, an abomination, for the one thing he could never do it kill Itachi.

    //this is lowkey just a sasuke uchiha character study, less plot more character focused, if thats not your thing this might not be for you

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    Tobirama Senju embarks on a quest to track down a jumper, Sasuke Uchiha.

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    Sasuke and Itachi end up back in time during their final fight. Neither one realizes the other is also back in their past bodies. Will Itachi massacre the Uchiha again? Will they figure out the other is not who they appear to be? Fluff.

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    Sai finds a strange book from his local library and decides to summon it with Naruto.

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    Sasuke of the House Uchiha embarks on a quest to hunt down the men that killed his family.

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    I'm fallin' apart, I'm barely breathing
    With a broken heart that's still beating...

    Sasuke is heartbroken and can't sleep after Naruto breaks up with him. So he takes this time to reflect.

    Based on a meme I saw and heavily influenced by the song Broken by Lifehouse because it was on repeat while I wrote this.

     "If you take one more step, Naruto, that's it. This is the end."

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    Two legendary creatures witness the destruction of the Hidden Leaf Village at the hands of the Nine-Tailed Fox. In the wake, after seeing the beast sealed inside of a newborn Naruto by his parents that sacrificed their lives for his sake. The two creatures take him in as their Son. They are given residence in the village and raise their Son as the sole summoner of the Eldritch Clan. The creatures not only raise Naruto as their summoner but also as their human lover.

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