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That’s it.”
He practically sobbed, reaching into his pocket and- holy shit it’s a GUN! Are you getting robbed AGAIN? OVER FROOTY-POPS???
“I’m sick of this!” He grabbed you by the shirt collar, popping the seams a bit and nearly dragging you over the counter. Frooty-pop juice soaked into your shirt. Ok so you’re not getting robbed, you’re getting murdered.
“Oh my god!” You cried, “Please don’t shoot me! I have so many paint chips to collect, PLEASE!”He laughed, kind of spitting on you in that gross way people do sometimes. He smelled like a lukewarm fridge and body odor. What a dick, laughing at your paintchip collection. It's very respectable.., the paintchip collection.
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OR:
you bone that twink
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I will only wring you dry of everything; but if you're fine with that, you can be mine like that. by killewich, teratophilia (killewich)
Fandom Villainous (Cartoon)
12 Sep 2020
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" Oh, I will ruin you; It's a habit, I can't help it. "
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Bookmarked by LiversWater
16 Jul 2026
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Everybody Wants To Be A Hat by tableflipapocalypse for FallinForAGuyFellDownFromTheSky
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
20 Aug 2024
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There wasn't actually a lot that could be done to Blackhat— hardened villain, proficient business man, avid hitman, and now prolific serial killer— that could actually get to him.
.... -However, he SEVERELY underestimated the Aristocats.
Bookmarked by LiversWater
13 Jul 2026
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Flug has a strong immunity to Black Hat's hypnosis—in fact, he's had it since his very first day on the job.
Black Hat doesn't know this. Flug also doesn't know this.
Things go a little differently than one might expect.
Bookmarked by LiversWater
12 Jul 2026
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you're terrible at making me feel like i'm in control by stygianscripted (fafkun)
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
10 Feb 2021
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step one: tease your scientist at lunch
step two: make a proposition about him cockwarming you under the desk while you work (and if he fucks up there will be [delicious] consequences. he fucks up. there are, indeed, delicious consequences.)
step three: take advantage of his formal wear fetish and his complete melting at your displays of power
step four: ???
step five: profit -
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As the official rival of the other, Berdly was expected to know a lot about the human. And he played that part spectacularly! What they found humorful, what got under their skin. Their favorite foods, and what they would refuse to eat. How they stood and how they walked. Their mains in Super Smashing Fighters, their favorite and least favorite biomes in Minecrap. Berdly could name any of it. He had to know it, if he wanted to fiercely compete and effectively irritate them.
And the way Kris was standing, completely straight rather than having a slouch. The way they stepped into the classroom, as if unfamiliar to using legs. How their neck turned and glanced around the room, as if they had never stepped foot in this room before in their life.
It was nothing like Kris.
Or: Berdly, somehow, puts together Kris' SOUL situation. And sort of figures out his feelings for the human in the process.
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Bookmarked by LiversWater
05 Jul 2026

