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Clark calls it ‘teambuilding.’ Bruce calls it a ‘waste of time.’
Bruce is expecting ‘Most people saved’, ‘Most popular hero’, ‘Best costume design’, etcetera, etcetera, other standard-type awards, official sounding ones with corresponding gilded trophies, the kind handed over after large disasters requiring large amounts of aid. He reclines in his chair, fully expecting to be disappointed.
Which is why Bruce is not expecting the words, ‘Best Thirst-trapper’ to show up on the screen.
The Justice League holds a mock-awards night. As expected, everyone goes insane about it.
Based on Alpharad’s youtube video I Hosted an Awards Show for Friends who don't deserve any
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- Part 12 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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09 Jun 2026
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In hindsight, Dick shouldn’t have begun impersonating Bruce for Justice League meetings.
Yes, Bruce had given Dick permission to go in his place as a proxy, but really, it was his fault for assuming that Dick was going to attend as Nightwing. But then Jason found out, and then Tim joined in, then Steph, Cass and Damian, but hell, what else was he supposed to do? Leave them out of the most elaborate hoax in Robin history?
At first it was hilarious, one-upping the core members of the JL, but it’s been years and they’re all in too deep now.
Or; a Batfamily reveal fic with a twist
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- Part 9 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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09 Jun 2026
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Batman is insulted during a Justice League mission, which wouldn't be a problem except Nightwing is there to hear it. The other League members don't know this is a problem because they have no idea Batman has kids, much less that Nightwing is one of them. Bruce decides to do the only reasonable thing: go on vacation. His children probably won't burn down anything too important.
Dick just wants to defend his family and brag about his siblings. Good thing his father taught him a few things about the importance of detailed plans and talented allies.
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- Part 3 of Batfamily Feels
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08 Jun 2026
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Instead of threatening her infant son with the boogeyman, Janet Drake tells Tim that Batman is going to come for him if he doesn't behave. Years later, Tim realises that if he wants a fast way to get adopted, all he has to do is commit a crime so that Batman will take him away.
Years later still, Tim knows that no one is coming for him, but that doesn't make him any less scared. It also doesn't make him any less interested in Batman and his Robins.
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07 Jun 2026