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Somewhere within her had yet lived a twenty-three year old girl with wide, bright eyes and all the world at her feet, more than halfway in love with a sad, beautiful man and giddy with it. She had been a lovely girl, with a clever grin and laughter that poured like water. Vera had nursed such tender feelings for her, for her poise and her zest for life, for her sharp wit and her foolish, cocksure spirit.
As she leaned in to kiss him again, Vera imagined carefully cradling this lovely girl’s face in her hands, imagined snapping her pretty neck.
In which Severus Snape’s friendship is nearly always fatal, Ron Weasley is too smart for his own good, Bellatrix Lestrange is in the way, and Albus Dumbledore procures himself a few more spies than he bargained for.
Entre en scène: Vera de Cleyre.
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Five years, two months, and seventeen days after Stan Pines makes the worst mistake of his life, he holds his daughter in his arms, utterly terrified and entirely certain that he’s just found one more person he can’t bear to lose.
Miriam Nadine Pines has her mother's nose, her bubbe’s eyes, her dad’s left hook, and her uncle’s dream demon.
(She could have gone without inheriting the last one.)
Or: A world where Stan’s a little happier, Dipper’s a little warier, Mabel’s going to be maid of honor if it kills her, Bill’s raised himself a shiny new replacement, Tate’s holding one more grudge, and Ford’s got another thing coming.
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- Part 1 of arcturus beaming
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"Love him for me,” Jaime begs, and how it pains her to see him reduced to such things. Her golden brother should have the world handed to him on a platter. “Be his protector when I can’t. He’s a good boy, Cersei—clever and quick and kind, so kind. Please, Cersei, promise me.”
Jaime makes Cersei promise, and a Lannister always pays her debts. The Westeros Daenerys finds is much different for it.
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wasteland, baby by JewFlexive
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
14 Oct 2025
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“Why are you here?” He snaps, leaning heavily on his doorframe. There are a hundred answers to his question, each less admissible than the last.
Because Jacques told me it was necessary. Because someone told Jacques to tell me it was necessary. Because I’m the only person besides B who might turn you human. Because I’m the only person besides B who still thinks you’re human. Because you’re brilliant and mad and still so goddamn useful. Because tattoos stay permanent no matter how many fires you start. Because I think you start fires just because you know I’ll be the one to put them out. Because you’re laughably easy to lie to. Because I didn’t kill your father but I might as well have. Because you didn’t kill my brother but given half a chance you would have. Because you loved me for five years and still only hate me a little.
Because I want to be. God help me, I’m here because I want to be.
“We should talk,” is all she says, stepping past him through the door.
[It’s a year before the Baudelaire fire. Kit has always been a very useful volunteer.]
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“I don’t think that was an adult kiss,” Alexis says carefully as she stares up at Ted’s ceiling. There’s a stain on it from when she tried to make him a birthday cake, back when they were dating. It had gone terribly and she’d tried very hard not to be absolutely mortified at how carefully she’d worked at getting every little thing just right just to fail so miserably. It’s difficult for her, being careful, always has been, but after the broken engagement—okay fine, broken engagements, plural—she’s been trying to be more careful with Ted. He’s not like her other ex-boyfriends. He’s breakable. Human, even.
Ew, some part of Alexis that’s still sunbathing on that nude beach in Santorini cringes. A larger part of her just feels sad. For him, but for her, too.
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Can I get off without reliving history and let every echo just sing to itself?
Can I move on without knowing specifics while memories hum like a hive shaken out?
It’s a mirror, holy terror, taking focus off the horizon.
It’s a chorus reaching for us, swarming locusts wherever you go.
It’s a siren, muffled crying, breaking me down soft and slow.
It’s a diamond, my whole life is open just outside the door.
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it's never too late to come back to my side by JewFlexive
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2021
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a collection of severus x lily aus
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i don't want to fulfill my parents' prophecy that life is war by JewFlexive
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
25 Aug 2023
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Not the peace of a cease-fire,
not even the vision of the wolf and the lamb,
but rather
as in the heart when the excitement is over
and you can talk only about a great weariness.
I know that I know how to kill,
that makes me an adult.
And my son plays with a toy gun that knows
how to open and close its eyes and say Mama.
A peace
without the big noise of beating swords into ploughshares,
without words, without
the thud of the heavy rubber stamp: let it be
light, floating, like lazy white foam.
A little rest for the wounds—
who speaks of healing?
(And the howl of the orphans is passed from one generation
to the next, as in a relay race:
the baton never falls.)Let it come
like wildflowers,
suddenly, because the field
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a poet!jess au
Part I: the third kind of human
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Sunlight And Salt by Massivejollyrancher134
Fandoms: The Testaments (TV), The Handmaid's Tale (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Agnes Mackenzie was the only person who could reach into the darkness and pull out Becka Grove from its depths, the only person who could make her taste sunlight and salt.
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The first meeting after the wedding, after the kiss and after the death of Beckas’ life as she knew it.
Bookmarked by JewFlexive
03 Jun 2026
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the orpheus and eurydice of recollection by SheOfBadIdeas
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Jan 2025
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Don’t look back, don’t look back, don’t look back.
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A Devil’s Minion “Choose Your Own Adventure” fic.
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25 May 2026
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Unfortunately for Daisy, she has to give Shunammite the talk again.
No, not that one.
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- Part 1 of The Shape of Freedom
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23 May 2026
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Stefon eats breakfast – Pop Tarts, some days; cold fries, others – standing up by the kitchen counter in a tiny leopard print robe trimmed with pink ribbon.
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In some ways, life with Stefon is everything Seth imagined. In other ways, it's really, really not.
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22 May 2026
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sometimes you just need to get it out of your system with the coolest funniest prettiest person you know and assume everything else will probably be fine in the long run. a little vignette from the depths of a threat-level 9000 situationship
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16 May 2026