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    Stefon is sick inside and going all cross-eyed like an old cat. He thought the night sky made him invincible, but really he's just another addict with a deathwish.
    But Stefon doesn't mind too much — the Lower Lower East side has it's own embalmer anyways.

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    Stefon gyrated with the fitful finesse of a feather in a hurricane. Failing to anticipate his swerves, Seth anchored to his love handles, tentatively searching for the lighthouse of Stefon within the storm.

    Closing the gap, Stefon aligned their hips. Wave of his body lapping the shores of Seth’s uncertainty. And fingers rowing him closer, Seth acclimated to the tide of their lust.

    Knees bent and foreheads united, Stefon created a cowl around Seth with quivering arms. “Seth…”

    Were he not mesmerized by Stefon’s lips, the single syllable would have been lost in the club’s rowdiness.

    But Seth saw. Heard. Palms snaking up Stefon’s back. Breath shared and warm and sour.

    “Kiss me.”

    ---

    After their Weekend Update slot for St. Patrick's Day, Seth invites Stefon out to a bar with the cast, only to end up at one of New York's hottest clubs. But when Stefon leaves him for a fresh fix, Seth is crushed. Seeking a dazed Stefon the next morning, Seth begs him to get help for his addiction.

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    Journal of Anderson Cooper ( May 1, 2018 )

    Went to PRT after school. Talked over plans for costumes at Met, interviewed SM, SC, and JO thoughts for topic, covering, and attending, on West Nation School Satire. Will send notes to Pres. Jay tomorrow, and will interview Debate Club for opinions on Friday. Conan still wearing leather jacket. Already wrote down draft for article….JF and SC not back together yet after 6 months. Colbert seems broken up about this. May talk w Fallon tomorrow.

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    Weekend Update segment written as a screenplay script :)

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    "I don't care about any of this, baby. I don't care what they say or how much they claim to know us, because they don't. But I do. And I know that it's meant to be us."

    Stefon exhaled shakily. "Seth, my pairing day is tomorrow."

    "So is mine. But I don't give a fuck. I just want you."

    "Failure to comply could result in banishment," Stefon's app suddenly piped up. Seth reached down and grabbed the phone, then tossed it against the wall opposite, shattering it.

    "I just want you," Seth repeated.

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    "We can't date each other," Stefon protests. "We just spent the entire night talking about how fucked up we both are and how neither of us has ever had a healthy relationship."

    "So we'll be friends," Seth offers.

    Stefon gives him a disbelieving look. "You really think we can just be friends?"

    "There's no 'just' about it. Being friends is good - great, even."

    Stefon still looks hesitant, but after a moment, he nods. "Fine. We'll be friends."

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    He’s long since stopped telling himself this is the last time. Stefon has his addictions, and Seth has his.

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    Request from herbwelchlives

    Bill and the reader have the girls together, and the reader and girls have come down with a sickness. The reader puts the girls to bed finally and she’s sick too so Bill takes care of HER now, and she’s super relentless with not being sick, but he still takes care of her. Y'know sweet hugs and back rubs and watching true crime together, Bill making her laugh. Possibly then he goes to an interview and tells some funny story about his wife having to spit out medicine because it tasted bad or something.

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    Two lost souls find comfort in a stranger for one night.

     

    Felt unhinged, might delete later. This is the Barry/Stefon one night stand no one asked for. It's mostly porn. Pre-series Barry. Mid SNL Stefon. Stefon/Seth Meyers is extremely minor/background/more implied than anything. Please mind the tags.

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    When Stefon decides to leave Weekend Update, Seth begins to confront his feelings.

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    Seth grabbed one of Stefon’s hands and slid it into his hair. “What I want from tonight is simple. I want you to start off by fucking my mouth -”

    “Jesus,” was the strangled reply.

    “ - and after that, I want you to do whatever you want with me. Seriously, whatever you want. The only rule is, I’m not allowed to come until you say so. No matter how much I beg.”

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    an unrelated series of prompt fills - mostly fluff, sometimes angst, but always happy endings :'')

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    He hurried over to Stefon and grabbed him by the elbow. “What the hell is going on?” he demanded as he dragged them out onto the pool deck. “Am I dreaming? I can’t be high, we didn’t take anything last night.”

    “It’s neither,” said Stefon miserably, and Seth stared at him, his stomach sinking, even though he still wasn’t sure what, exactly, there was to be upset about. “It’s Groundhog Day.”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Groundhog Day,” Stefon repeated. “We’re stuck in a time loop.”

    It wasn’t 2003 anymore, but Seth still instinctively looked around for Ashton Kutcher.

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    ○无脑snl大学钕同居au
    ○大概是搞笑口嗨黄文
    ○赛/芳/Jason/三表哥 4p大妓院 爽啦!

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    "Seth was overwhelmed with a different type of lust for Stefon, one that oozed from his heart rather than his cock. He wanted to make love to Stefon until they collapsed from exhaustion and that’s exactly what he intended to do today. Seth realized with a little chuckle that he’s truly just so deeply in love with Stefon, his cock and his heart throbbed with it."

     

    Pretty much just fluffy, sappy, romantic married porn because I miss them and they deserve to have days where they get to stay inside and fuck all day long.

    Enjoy responsibly <3

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    Formerly named The Trump Regime

    In 2020, Trump won. Jon Stewart and his friends collectively decided that they aren’t going to accept totalitarian rule; a country in which dissenters are locked up in prison camps without trial.
    Under cover of darkness, they rebel and form their own pirate radio station as they do their best to survive the Trump regime.

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    It's that thing where a stressed-out, workaholic writer is just going through the motions and then a twitchy, drugged-out club kid barges into his life and turns it all upside down in tornado of drugs, flashing lights, and glitter, and he feels awake for the first time in years.

    It's that thing where a twitchy, drugged-out club kid is running from himself and everything else and calling it a party, and then a stressed-out, workaholic writer stumbles into his life and he can feel the ground under his feet for the first time in years.

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    Kelsey left the suburbs for NYC looking to become more than another suburban nobody when she lands a dream job as a writer at NBC, first for Seth Meyers and then Weekend Update. Follow "Kels" as she navigates a high-pressure and high-stress job while also going through the growth and self-discovery of her 20s.

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    Seth, Stefon, and a series of alternate meetings.

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    bill hader and seth meyers go for a walk.

    stefon and seth have never spent so long in character. for seth, the edges start to blur.

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    44
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    2
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