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    "I don't care about any of this, baby. I don't care what they say or how much they claim to know us, because they don't. But I do. And I know that it's meant to be us."

    Stefon exhaled shakily. "Seth, my pairing day is tomorrow."

    "So is mine. But I don't give a fuck. I just want you."

    "Failure to comply could result in banishment," Stefon's app suddenly piped up. Seth reached down and grabbed the phone, then tossed it against the wall opposite, shattering it.

    "I just want you," Seth repeated.

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    "We can't date each other," Stefon protests. "We just spent the entire night talking about how fucked up we both are and how neither of us has ever had a healthy relationship."

    "So we'll be friends," Seth offers.

    Stefon gives him a disbelieving look. "You really think we can just be friends?"

    "There's no 'just' about it. Being friends is good - great, even."

    Stefon still looks hesitant, but after a moment, he nods. "Fine. We'll be friends."

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    He’s long since stopped telling himself this is the last time. Stefon has his addictions, and Seth has his.

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    Two lost souls find comfort in a stranger for one night.

     

    Felt unhinged, might delete later. This is the Barry/Stefon one night stand no one asked for. It's mostly porn. Pre-series Barry. Mid SNL Stefon. Stefon/Seth Meyers is extremely minor/background/more implied than anything. Please mind the tags.

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    1/1
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    When Stefon decides to leave Weekend Update, Seth begins to confront his feelings.

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    Seth grabbed one of Stefon’s hands and slid it into his hair. “What I want from tonight is simple. I want you to start off by fucking my mouth -”

    “Jesus,” was the strangled reply.

    “ - and after that, I want you to do whatever you want with me. Seriously, whatever you want. The only rule is, I’m not allowed to come until you say so. No matter how much I beg.”

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    an unrelated series of prompt fills - mostly fluff, sometimes angst, but always happy endings :'')

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    1
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    He hurried over to Stefon and grabbed him by the elbow. “What the hell is going on?” he demanded as he dragged them out onto the pool deck. “Am I dreaming? I can’t be high, we didn’t take anything last night.”

    “It’s neither,” said Stefon miserably, and Seth stared at him, his stomach sinking, even though he still wasn’t sure what, exactly, there was to be upset about. “It’s Groundhog Day.”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Groundhog Day,” Stefon repeated. “We’re stuck in a time loop.”

    It wasn’t 2003 anymore, but Seth still instinctively looked around for Ashton Kutcher.

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    Pete explores new feelings as he explores sexual freedom with his closest friends.

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    3/?
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    6
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    15
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    1
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    626
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    Formerly named The Trump Regime

    Trump won the 2020 election. But college student Jon Stewart and his friends have all collectively decided that they aren’t going to accept the authoritarian rule; a country in which dissenters are all locked up in prison camps without trial.
    Under cover of darkness, they rebel and form their own pirate radio station as they do their best to survive the Trump regime.

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    13/?
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    30
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    It's that thing where a stressed-out, workaholic writer is just going through the motions and then a twitchy, drugged-out club kid barges into his life and turns it all upside down in tornado of drugs, flashing lights, and glitter, and he feels awake for the first time in years.

    It's that thing where a twitchy, drugged-out club kid is running from himself and everything else and calling it a party, and then a stressed-out, workaholic writer stumbles into his life and he can feel the ground under his feet for the first time in years.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Kelsey left the suburbs for NYC looking to become more than another suburban nobody when she lands a dream job as a writer at NBC, first for Seth Meyers and then Weekend Update. Follow "Kels" as she navigates a high-pressure and high-stress job while also going through the growth and self-discovery of her 20s.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Colin’s anxiety gets the best of him as he starts losing the battle of suppressing his emotions. Set in the 24 hours following the 1/22 Weekend Update.

    Chapter 2 set 1/24.

    This is an AU (no ScarJo & Cosmo)

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    An alternate ending to the weekend update of January 22, 2022.
    Sarah Sherman sets up Colin and Che, and fluff ensues.

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    1/1
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    bill hader and seth meyers go for a walk.

    stefon and seth have never spent so long in character. for seth, the edges start to blur.

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    1/1
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    6
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    39
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    1
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    The moment Mel spotted the beanpole with the highlights and the tattooed shirt approaching the tent, looking like he'd stumbled out of a rave and hightailed it straight to Berkshire, she and Sue looked at each other and knew immediately that he would set the Great British Twitter Sphere ablaze.

    --

    Two American ex-pats find love in a white tent, as told by Mel and Sue.

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    32
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    5
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    Most people think that the one-year cast members were fired or confined to the writers’ room. That’s not true, most of the time. Most of the time the new kids leave because the stress is heavy enough to crush Atlas.

     

    or,

     

    It’s a few weeks from Christmas and Colin Jost thinks he might be losing his mind.

    (It doesn't help that all of his co-workers are gay and stupid.)

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    5
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    866
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    Colin and Michael decide to create a Group chat for the regular Update guests after consulting Seth. Needless to say what was supposed to be a simple way for the co-hosts to contact their regular guests, quickly get out of control. Chaos ensues.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    22
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    Normally, Seth loved getting voicemails from Stefon. This one, though, was different.

    A car horn, a scream, and a crash . . .

    . . . and then there was nothing.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    29
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    3
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    251
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    Stefon has a surprise for Seth and decides to tell him through a Weekend Update appearance.

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    English
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    1,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    296

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