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    Praxus.

    The Perfect City untouched by war.

    The Perfect City that is Too Perfect.

    Jazz gets sent to Praxus with a sole mission: Find out how Praxus manages its facade, what secrets it's hiding, and use whatever means necessary to prevent it from falling into Decepticon hands.

    But would this really be a mission for Jazz if it didn't go sideways in eight different ways, end in something blowing up, and find an entirely new definition to 'A Mech-made City'?

    Well, he'll share it all.

    Updates every Saturday.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.

    They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    10 May 2026

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    “Heh, you listenin’ to this Soundwave? I made this hit for you. Hope you glitch out and die! Now playing: Off-Brand Blue Box with No Face AND No Style.”

     


    Soundwave puts his head in his hands.
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    or; Blaster has been an unrelenting glitch in Soundwave's system ever since the war began. With Cybertron settling into a new era of peace, Soundwave thinks it's only fair to get back at the obnoxious red boombox by playing tunes on equal footing; namely, by becoming a co-host to the one and only radio station this side of Cybertron: New Iacon Live.

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    04 May 2026