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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Clearing his throat softly, Aziraphale stepped closer. “I-if you don’t mind my asking…Why are there no crosses on the walls?”

    Crowley glanced over a shoulder, one corner of his mouth tilting. “They always seem to fall the wrong way up.”

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    When Aziraphale settles into the quiet village of Tadfield and takes up a place in the local church, he expects little more than community spirit and the occasional bake sale. Instead, he finds himself captivated by a beautiful vicar with a mysterious smile.

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    On her first day at her new job - working in her girlfriend's café - Maggie makes the mortifying mistake of assuming the two owners of the business are a couple. But, actually, she's not entirely far from the truth, and if this were a romantic film, perhaps all they'd need was a little nudge in the right direction.

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Aziraphale has been lost to an erotic series of paperbacks, and Crowley is bored of it.

    Maybe a bit jealous.

    A bit.

    He decides to do something about it.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Vault 77 is all Aziraphale has ever known, or ever needed. Perhaps he's never felt that he's fitted in, and perhaps his own siblings seem to dislike him, barring Muriel, and perhaps he always felt like something wasn't quite right...still, when the Overseer requests that he step out into the post-apocalyptic haze of the Wasteland in order to locate a component to fix their water purifier, he barely hesitates.

    Maybe this is what he was meant for.

    Can't hurt that he meets a ruggedly handsome and mysterious Ghoul named Crowley on the way.

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    Crowley's about at the end of his rope. His internship is nothing more than washing all the equipment used by the interns who actually do real scientific research and his boss hates him. His friends either urge him to keep at it or encourage him to drink and forget. Neither of which are particularly helpful.

    Then, one night, he finds something on the beach.

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    14 Jun 2026