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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
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09 May 2026
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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29 Apr 2026
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Noelle couldn't even tell you what started the situation. Even if she would have run every single action that she took through a calculator and brought out every single equation that she possibly could she still wouldn't be able to make sense of this to make sense that this was real, that currently her girlfriend Christina, also known as Chris, as she insistently suggests that Noelle calls her, hand is up her shirt.
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16 Apr 2026
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“I know, I heard you” Will teased. Taking a sharp breath.
“I heard you too” Mike added, words muffled into his skin. Will let out a breathy laugh, and Mike shortly joined with a pleased sigh.
“Mike?” Will questioned, his head tilting up a touch.
“Next time, you should just come in here”
Mike and Will move into their small college apartment, and the lack of privacy stirs up a lot of unresolved feelings and hormones.
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05 Apr 2026
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“Whitaker, you need to sit down. You have a concussion.” The voice next to him tries to tell him, and it's almost familiar this time.
“Yeah I realized that, I am a fuckin' doctor. Student doctor. Whatever.” he replies, turning to squint at the man sitting next to him. “Look, can you just get Dr. Robby? He’ll tell you I'm fine, I gotta get back to work, I got… patients and shit.”
The man looks at someone behind him, some expression he can’t quite figure out. He starts to say something else, and—oh shit he’s gonna throw up fuck—he tries to lean away and not vomit all over anyone else. He doesn't quite make it.
“Shit,” yeah, he definitely ruined that guy’s shoes. Whoops. “Sorry.”
prosopagnosia
1. A form of visual agnosia characterized by difficulty with face recognition despite intact low-level visual processing.- Language:
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26 Mar 2026
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There are cops in the ED when Dennis arrives for his shift.
Not necessarily unusual, sure, but he could've done without the unwelcome news that there's a knife-wielding maniac on the loose in their immediate vicinity.
Figures this would happen on a Monday.
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Dennis gets stabbed
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- Part 2 of Physician's Desk Reference
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26 Mar 2026
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When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.
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The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”
The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.
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- Part 1 of joshua 1:9
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26 Mar 2026
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Whose heart doth hold the Christmas glow Hath little need of Mistletoe by Anonymous
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
17 Dec 2017
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the one where chandler kisses joey under the mistletoe, and rachel is a great friend.
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24 Mar 2026
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Okay, so maybe Joey and Chandler have been secretly dating for a bit. They’ve been meaning to tell their friends, really, but it never seems to be a good time. And yeah, maybe they’re scared of what Ross would think. It’s a good thing that they no longer have to worry about that, right? Thanks, Phoebe.
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24 Mar 2026
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Alternate ending version of 'The One After The Superbowl (2)’: after Joey comes in the bathroom and Chandler is hiding in the stall, Joey feels honor-bound to help, the best way he knows how.
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24 Mar 2026
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Chandler comes across Joey's secret and it changes everything for him.
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24 Mar 2026
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Chandler follows in his mother’s footsteps and writes erotica under a pseudonym. It’s not like he’s going to tell anybody though—even his best friend and roommate Joey isn’t entirely sure what Chandler does for a living (he’s a transponster? Is that even a word?). So Joey does a little investigating, but he’s absolutely not prepared to discover that he’s been Chandler’s personal, uh, inspiration for the hunky male love interest, Dr. Drake Ramoray.
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24 Mar 2026
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He’s fine, though, he tells himself. He’s dealing with it. He’s dating girls, and using the excuse that he’s bad at it when Joey asks him why he never brings anyone home anymore. He’s fine.
That is, until Joey kisses him at New Year’s, and everything changes.
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Or: Chandler is in love with Joey and it's not the sort of thing you say out loud. Until, one day, it is
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24 Mar 2026
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“I don't know. I've never felt the instinct to… uh…”
“Jerk off,” Mike suggests.
Will winces. “Between Vecna, everything that happened to me in Upside Down... I suppose things like this affect every aspect of your life. So I've never found it particularly… er, appealing.”
“But you tried,” Mike deduces, slowly.
Will insists on keeping his gaze down. “Yeah.”
“Because you…” Mike follows the contours of Will's jaw with his eyes; if he can’t see it on his face, he hopes to catch a reaction from the rest of his body. “Because you want to.”Or: Will is having a tough time coping with college anxiety which results in constantly snapping at Mike. Mike offers a best-friendly helping hand.
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12 Mar 2026
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When Dennis's abusive ex, the man who made him homeless, turns up as a patient in their ER, he sees a chance to reopen old wounds. Robby sees red. What begins as a protective charade - pretending to be Dennis's new, possessive boyfriend - unravels a year of hidden feelings and forces them to confront what they already knew.
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11 Mar 2026
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When Robby leaves for his three‑month sabbatical, he doesn’t expect anyone to set foot in his empty house — least of all Dennis Whitaker. What begins as one secret night of shelter quickly turns into weeks of quiet routine, daily texts, and growing feelings… all while Robby watches over him through the house security cameras Dennis doesn’t know exist.
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10 Mar 2026
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“This one seems… different,” Will breathed, the words slipping out without him fully meaning to speak. He drifted closer, not noticing how his hand had lifted until his fingers were inches from the swollen, gently pulsing pod. The air around it was almost intoxicating, like something in his chest was tugging him forward into the grasp of the organism against his will.
His fingertips brushed up against the hairs of the vine, the plant seemed to bristle and glow brighter for a moment as it registered Will’s feather light touch.
It convulsed instantly, shuddering as if startled awake from deep slumber, and burst open with a soundless plume. A fragrant, invisible cloud washed over his face before he could recoil, soft as breath and just as inescapable. It flooded his lungs in a single startled inhale, sickly sweet like maple syrup gone sour. His vision swam around him, colors bending and splitting like glass caught in a kaleidoscope lens.
OR: The upside down hasn’t been destroyed, the party has been doing crawls for two years now— and Will and Mike run into a sex pollen plant on their crawl!Bookmarked by I_Have_A_Problem
06 Mar 2026
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Will and Mike play truth or dare in the Wheeler's basement. What's some cheap wine and some making out between best friends, right?
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“So if you don’t really, uh… think about what kind of girls you’re into,” Will starts, words slow and a little slurred together, “what do you, you know…”
Mike leans back further into the couch, head tipping against the cushions. Will watches as his curls fall away from his neck, exposing the line of his throat.
“What do I what?” Mike asks.
His words are just as clumsy, and the thought brings a pleasant warmth to Will’s stomach.
“What do you think about,” Will tries again, gesturing vaguely with his hands—hands that don’t feel entirely connected to the rest of him. “When you…” He trails off, face heating. He makes another gesture with his hands, one that he sees guys do in the hallways to gross each other out.
Mike’s mouth curves upward, slow and amused. His eyes are heavy-lidded, glassy in the lamplight.
“Jerk off?” he supplies, almost playfully.
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OR byler play truth or dare and fuck :)Bookmarked by I_Have_A_Problem
06 Mar 2026
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After the final battle, it's just Will, Mike, Max, Lucas and Dustin, it's November 6th, 1988, everyone is bored, until Lucas proposes to play "seven minutes in heaven", those seven minutes turn into hours for Will and Mike.
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mike and will get paired up (not fairly) for the game, having to spend 7 minutes together in a very tiny closet.
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05 Mar 2026
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the party is in their third year at college, and meet up yearly to keep the friendships going.
on a drunken night in mike's basement, they come to the conclusion that will has STILL never kissed anyone, and start teasing him about it, ultimately oblivious that will is actually the least virgin out of all of them, having his fair share of experiences in california.
so, they decide to play a game of spin the bottle to give will his (supposed) first kiss.
mike is the one who lands on will, and he may have enjoyed their heated kiss a little too much... causing him to have a sexuality realisation. when mike and will get a moment alone, they may or may not confront each other about their feelings....
(all lower case is on purpose, icba)
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05 Mar 2026