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  1. Public Bookmark 34

    PICKLES THE TRANS by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    26 Aug 2023

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    Pickles the Drummer, who doesn't use the internet, is informed about the wonders of modern-day gender-affirming surgeries.

    TLDR Everyone annoys Pickles during his top surgery recovery.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

    The Mysteries of Generation by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    19 Jun 2020

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    “Ja, sos,” he snorts derisively, hair pouring forward as he hunches over, steadying himself on the arm of the sofa. “I guess mainlining deh primordials cosmicks lifesforce of deh univorse ams turnings me into euhhhh…” He glares at a speck of dried blood on the floor, too exhausted and embarrassed to make eye contact with anyone. “Bigs crybaby dildos whats ams feelinks sorrys for everybodies." 

    Skwisgaar’s latent demigod nature emerges suddenly and dramatically, granting him miraculous healing and life-giving powers which he is neither physically nor emotionally equipped to handle. Hilarity ensues.

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

    Coming Home by

    Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)  

    08 Mar 2022

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    Qifrey was ready to sacrifice so much for his mission, but there were some precious things he didn’t even realize he could lose.

    Or: Qifrey resorts to forbidden magic to bring Olruggio back from the dead.

     

    (This is a heavily canon divergent fic because the manga isn’t finished yet so this fic is just gonna go careening madly in some direction on its own lol. It takes place closely after ch 40, instead of the Silver Night festival. An elaborate AU I guess!)

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    26 Jan 2026

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    All Amok by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series  

    31 Jul 2020

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    Unable to reach Vulcan during his pon farr, Spock logically chooses to take extreme measures for the crew's protection.

    Unexpectedly, Spock survives his aborted fever and must cope with the aftermath of his choices.

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    28 Nov 2024

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    Like a Wildfire Burning by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series  

    06 Aug 2015

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    It's illogical to deprive the body of necessary nutrition, but old habits can be hard to break.

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    28 Nov 2024