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Distributed System by FayJay
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
06 Jul 2025
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Gurathin gets afflicted by an aphrodisiacal toxin. Unfortunately, he can't bear to let any of the crew help him.
Which leaves, of course, the SecUnit.
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“We should practice kissing,” announces Yong Ha, all breezy confidence, as though this is a remotely sensible suggestion.
Jae Shin lowers his book and peers incredulously through his tangled hair. “...what?”
Yong Ha is lying on his back staring up at the sky, his garments a splash of fuchsia and lime on the grass, like some elegant and wayward butterfly. “It’s what everyone does,” he says, smiling over at Jae Shin pityingly. They have been best friends for six years, and Yong Ha is much better at people than Jae Shin will ever be.
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Fresh poison each week by FayJay
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Dec 2020
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Saving people, hunting things: the family business.
Modern AU: the Nies are hit by a demon's death curse, which is NOT fuck or die - it's fuck AND die, a kind of reverse cultivation curse that's usually directed against cultivation partners, destroying their golden cores little by little every time they fuck.
NOT a clever curse to use against brothers!
...except that the curse comes with a chaser: its targets share blisteringly horny sex dreams every night, as a way of encouraging them to go ahead and give in to the whole fuck-and-die schtick.
Awkward.
So it makes sense to search for a cure to the curse, right? Especially since the cure might actually help stabilise Mingjue's golden core.
Obviously they have no intention of actually boning once they've got rid of the whole fuck-and-die curse...
(...for the life of me I can't remember who suggested a Fuck AND Die trope on Twitter many weeks ago - evidently it has been living rent free in the back of my head ever since, though, and so here we have some Niecest.)
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Podfic of Veni, Vici, Veni
Mingjue has been working too much, so Huaisang brings him lunch and a special surprise. Huaisang's motives aren't entirely altruistic...
(Inspired by ‘Virtual Virtue’)
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Modern AU: Mingjue and Xichen are living in different cities, no longer entirely boyfriends as such, more in a best-friends-sort-of-dating-long-distance-in-an-open-relationship scenario. But in practice this largely involves having long distance phone sex most nights while both watching the same porn.
Which, for several months now, has mostly meant watching a sunny little femmeboi called A Yao, who has dimples to die for, an Only Fans page, an endless supply of stockings and dildos, and the kind of flexibility that makes your eyes water.
Mingjue and Xichen are maybe just a little obsessed with the idea of wrecking him.
Lately, A Yao has started including his roommate "Xiao Tang" in his shoots - with his face pixelated, because Xiao Tang is shy, and is not entirely ready to be internet famous in this way.
Mingjue and Xichen are both extremely enthusiastic about this turn of events.
Which is going to be a little awkward in the immediate future...
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Untamed Daemons AU Verse by FayJay
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 Oct 2019
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Our Favorite Drug by meratrishoslee
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
26 May 2026
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Mera takes some book canon and sprinkles it like fairy dust it to make these two show-based idiots fall in love, and also (eventually) fuck nasty.
Or, subtitled: "omg, they were SKULL-MATES"
Don't let the length of this one scare you (said the gigolo to the nun) -- chapters have separate word counts and ratings in their summaries as well as tags in the notes (on most of them), so you can flip through and go straight to the money shots, if you want. <3
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05 Aug 2025
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Mensah, Gurathin, and rainy weather. Moments spread across his time on Preservation.
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- Part 1 of when it rains it pours
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29 Jul 2025
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Memories are tricky things. They linger, like a taste on the back of your tongue, sweet and bitter.
Bookmarked by FayJay
15 Jul 2025
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Most people have the decency to hide it, to disguise it at the very least. There was no reason for an augmented human to be parading around with an exposed data port, least of all this particularly annoying augmented human.
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15 Jul 2025
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What if GrayCris had visited PresAux first instead of DeltFall?
At this point, Bharadwaj and Volescu have encountered the worm, the group discovered and visited the missing map sections, and an attempted download was made to control SecUnit. However, that's it. Murderbot is still masquerading as governed. PresAux never lost contact with DeltFall because GrayCris visited PresAux first.
No relation to my other TMBD works.
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15 Jul 2025