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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    You minimize Alterraria to open his blinking trollian window, knowing a booty call is likely what the messages will imply. It's not that you don't talk or game together- you definitely do. But the two of you stayed up all day, and he told you he was going to coon only two hours ago...so you're pretty confident that it's a booty call.

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    23 Dec 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Eridan Ampora practically flew down the dingy prison wing corridor, striding quickly and purposefully, his teeth locked together in annoyance and a high purple flush flaming across his cheekbones. The dirtscraping mustardblood had stood him up. Yet again. This was seriously starting to kindle thoughts of re-assessing his current roaming privileges.

    Too lazy to add a summary, have the first few lines ;) First stab at posting Homesmut

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    04 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    John's finally going to meet his internet friend, Dave, and stay over at his house for the summer! Sure, his Bro is apparently anti-social, but who cares about that!

    Except, when John arrives, Bro is friendly to him. A little - too friendly?

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    30 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Sollux gets back at Karkat for ruining their coffee date.

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    24 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    It's time to play a new session and Dirk seems to think that in order to get the job done and the game beat, the boys need to make sure they're always focused. To him that means not being distracted by erections, ever.

    He suggests an arrangement to his teammates that makes a compulsory rule that each will take a shift to be the team "server" and will have to have sex with whoever solicits him, any time, any place, and isn't allowed to say no.

    John finds the whole arrangement to be bullshit and is totally terrified when no one speaks up against it but him. Not even Dave, the guy he thought he was about to be dating.

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    23 Nov 2020