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The Alacritous Defenestration of Sense (Otherwise Known As Dwalin’s Ring Solution) by Cupcake_Princess

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
30 Jun 2026
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On the morning of the twenty-sixth of February in the year ninety-one of the Fourth Age, Dwalin, Son of Fundin, died.

On the evening of the twenty sixth of April in the year two thousand nine hundred and forty-one of the Third Age, it became quickly apparent that death was only a minor inconvenience.

Dwalin has another plan this time around. One that involves returning a certain piece of evil jewellery directly to sender before Sauron gains a foothold on Middle Earth. Maybe it’ll save a few people he cares about. Maybe he’ll get a little longer with his husband.

And maybe, just maybe, he’s not the only one doing this a second time over.

Split POV, plenty of Nwalin, Gigolas and Bagginshield.

Series
- Part 1 of Resurrections Most Vexing
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129,386

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15/32

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308

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214

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59

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The Monumental Importance of Congeniality (Otherwise Known As Dís’ Political Escapade) by Cupcake_Princess

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms
30 Jun 2026
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“This letter was sent from Lothlórien. Knowing my brother as I do – and his minor distaste for the elves – he would not have travelled there unless it was necessary. And then there is the small matter of the key.”

“Key?”

“Never you mind,” Dís murmured. He would find out in time. They all would, for unfortunately there was now a quest to undertake. And for that, Dís needed allies. Allies competent enough to take on a dragon.

Whatever her brother was up to had better be important. Coups were so draining.

Or: Dís takes back Erebor, featuring wizard fistfights, the Boar Under the Mountain, and a naked elf in the basement.

Series
- Part 2 of Resurrections Most Vexing
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English

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1,454

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1/?

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2

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1

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Lime and Bergamot by Cupcake_Princess

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Jun 2026
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“You utter bastard!” Nori screeched, the sound of his boots stomping over the floor to the door a cacophony as his rage at being locked inside bubbled over. “Let me out so I can suck your cock!”
Now, for most dwarves, a screaming, needy Omega begging to be bred would be met with nothing but enthusiasm. The issue with that lay in the simple fact that Dwalin was not most dwarves.

In which Dwalin is a little slow on the uptake, Nori forgets to take his suppressants, and Dori really wishes he had not seen that.

Series
- Part 8 of Smut Oneshots
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English

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12,836

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1/1

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10

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24

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8

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Indulgence And Other Questionable Pursuits by Cupcake_Princess for Youbetyourbuttons

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Jun 2026
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“You’re sure you won’t get cold over there all by your lonesome?” Nori purred, slipping an arm around Bofur’s shoulders in a slightly-too-friendly squeeze.
To his credit, the miner laughed. “Oh, I’m sure I can think of a thing or two that’ll keep me warm. You just snuggle up nice and good with your... whatever the two of you are callin’ yourselves these days.”
Inclining his head to where Dwalin was already lying down on their little nest of threadbare blankets at the other end of the cell, Nori smirked. “He wouldn’t mind.”
He bloody would. Nori was rather counting on it.

Or: Nori's Extremely Well Thought-Out Plan To Distract Himself From The Inevitable And Get Railed Into The Floor.

Series
- Part 2 of Virtuous Indecencies
- Part 7 of Smut Oneshots
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English

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6,862

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1/1

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12

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33

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5

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Devotion and Desperation by Cupcake_Princess

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 May 2026
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“I want whatever you’ll let me take, and if that’s just a kiss, then I’ll be satisfied.”

“You’re a bigger liar than I thought,” Nori breathed, his lips twisting up in that terrible little smirk – although it was tempered by something heady and needy. “You can take what you want from me, because I’m tellin’ you now, I won’t be satisfied with just a kiss.”

Or: where Dwalin and Nori went after chapter 9 of Propriety and Passion (For Dummies).

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- Part 2 of Propriety and Passion (For Dummies)
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English

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9,437

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1/1

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20

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29

Bookmarks:

4

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246

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Plunge by skatesfullofsunshine

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Jun 2026
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In which two Dwarrow end up finally courting after some pining, and Erebor was eradicated of its dragon problem, beginning a love story for the ages.

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- Part 1 of Falling Slowly
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13,545

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3/3

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2

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12

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1

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27 Jun 2026
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Slip of the Tongue by skatesfullofsunshine for dragon_n3rd

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Jun 2026
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Fíli accidentally speaks his mind as everyone is sitting down for the meal at Beorn's, which leads to him embarrassing Ori to the point he must fix his mistake.

That conversation leads Ori to revealing his feelings later, reciprocating the forward statement previously said to him. However, unlike the first time, only those two Dwarrow are awake to hear it.

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- Part 17 of Unrelated Fíliori (KnittedLion) One Shots and Drabbles
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15

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15

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25 Jun 2026
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Born of Boredom by skatesfullofsunshine

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Jun 2026
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In which the Consorts Under the Mountain invent fanfiction, many years after Erebor was reclaimed.

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- Part 1 of The Dangers of Fanfiction in Middle Earth
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English

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1,305

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1/1

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6

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14

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3

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25 Jun 2026
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First Choices, Second Guesses, and Last Chances by Melibe

Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Nori has no hope of marrying for love. The dwarf he's given his heart to is leaving on a mad quest, while Nori's fighting to keep himself and his brothers afloat in a sea of debt. When a wealthy trader throws him a lifeline, he accepts the offer of marriage in exchange for financial security, convincing himself it's the best choice.

So why, on the day of his wedding, does Nori go knocking on Dwalin's door?

“You’re going to speak your vows with my spend on your tongue,” snarled Dwalin. “You’re going to drink from your wedding cup with my taste in your mouth, and when you swallow that wine it’ll find my seed already planted.”

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6

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25 Jun 2026
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Hidden in the Forest by Slugz01

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Jun 2026
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What happens when Dwalin, who's forced to find where Nori ran off to in the forest, comes across that said dwarf in a private moment?
And what happens when Dwalin hears his own name moaned from the thief's lips?

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1/1

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6

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15

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Bookmarked by Cupcake_Princess

25 Jun 2026