Cucumber_man
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- Forsaken (Roblox) (19)
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When all they have is eachother, there isn't much to do other than cling on as tight as possible. Even when it hurts.
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Love is an intoxicating thing. Is it so bad for them keep pretending when it feels so nice?
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007n7 lifted the cat, pressing a kiss to his forehead, and—
A grown ass man appeared where Mr Sky had been. A very familiar grown ass man.
“Um. Hi, Seven.”
007n7 screamed.
(And punched him.)
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Even the smallest pebble tossed into a still lake can cause ripples across the entire surface... and Guest 666 is a lot larger than a pebble.
Or; Noob, 007n7, Shedletsky and Guest 1337 get their shit together. Eventually.
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(Killer!AU)
TwoTime gets a couple of letters. One written in perfect cursive, perfectly sealed in a perfectly clean envelope and the always looming presence of His expectations.
And another on some scrap notebook paper, penmanship that looked like a dog had tried to chew the pen while they were writing, and hastily scribbled out words that were only slightly less legible than the actually written ones.
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Green finds Red admirable, and so does the parasite inside Green. Red just thinks Green is cute.
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green and red do cute gay shit then crack
(Prev "A Captain and their Idoler")Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
19 Jun 2026
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yum (welcome to my among us obsession i guess)
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Jim is forced to go on vacation by Mayor Monty, and wounds up meeting a certain group of hooligans
Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
17 Aug 2025
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Augh. Delightful. 1 chapter so far.
Rarepair. Yummy it's so yummy auuughhhh
Lovely characterisation & situation and urhdhfhfgsgfk devours -
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Rose Potter, trouble-magnet extraordinaire, finds herself waking up in the past after an accident at work. Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose decides to fix the timeline seeing as she's stuck. Everyone had better watch out, because this Rose Potter isn't what they were expecting - at all.
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- 128,233
- Chapters:
- 51/51
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Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
23 May 2026
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When they heard that their children was in the cross hairs of Voldemort James Pettigrew and Lily Prince came together and took their families into hiding leaving Dumbledore to take on the dark lord himself only winning the duel with the help of the Elder wand to blast the man and his Horcruxes to kingdom come. Now years latter the two families return for the kids to start at Hogwarts under a very changed Headmaster.
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- 62,337
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- 20/?
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Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
13 Apr 2026
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20/?
Super peak golly gosh it's like let's try again but a bit more succinct + with more common soulmates -
The Villain’s Barista by Cherraim
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2021
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From having nothing to having everything he’s ever wanted thanks to his kidnapper(?), all Izuku needs to do is take care of the guy’s “villain” cafe. It’s not gonna be that hard, right?
Midoriya Izuku: a barista, an analyst, and a kid that now has happiness in his life.
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Bookmarked by Cucumber_man
02 Apr 2026