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Sirius and James have a plan to get Sirius away from his controlling family. They want to sail to the colonies to meet up with James' parents so they can start their lives after graduating from university. That plan does not include getting taken prisoner by pirates aboard the Marauder. And it does not include meeting Captain Remus Lupin.
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05 Jun 2026
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At five-years old, Remus Lupin is kidnapped by Pirate Captain Fenrir Greyback and thrown aboard a ship full of thieves and murderers. Over the years, Remus earns his reputation as a formidable navigator - never speaking in public, and always keeping his face covered by a mask.
One thing is certain: there is no one who hates Remus more than wealthy aristocrat, Sirius Black.
When Remus flees Greyback's ship and tries to forge a new life for himself, it's just his luck that Sirius finds him there too. But Sirius has never seen Remus' face. He doesn't know of Remus' true identity - that 'Moony' is the same pirate he considers his enemy.
To survive, Remus must hide who he really is, even if it means suffering the company of a man he'd rather kill.
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05 Jun 2026
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“Historically, Hogwarts has been known for its balls-”
Peter let out a high chirp of laughter, which he tried to muffle with one hand in his fist, “McGonagall said balls.” He wheezed through his hand, his cheeks bright red and his eyes streaming with tears.
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Remus has his first girlfriend, and Hogwarts is having a ball. Sirius is handling the whole thing really well.
If very well meant - getting absolute pissed, acquiring a (fake) girlfriend, and somehow convincing Remus to cheat on his girlfriend with him? Then yeah, he's doing fine.Bookmarked by Celestial_Consumer
31 May 2026
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Sirius craned towards the box and peeled open the lid. He took a large bite, and Remus saw the faint spark of purple confetti and opened his mouth to say something when Sirius turned to him, “Remus, do you want half-?”
His face went slightly dopey for a moment, his pupils dilating slightly. A rush of pink smoke steamed out of his ears.
“Merlin, Moons,” Sirius breathed, his voice low,” You are beautiful, y’know.”
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Sirius is under a love spell, and Remus Lupin is a very, very weak man.
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30 May 2026
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James was trying to “find himself” whatever-the-fuck that means. And Sirius, as his long-exasperated best friend, was dragged along with him, finding themselves in Kerry, Ireland.
Luckily, Sirius had Moony: his anonymous online confidant, his late-night constant, his almost-something, to keep him sane in the face of his (second) brother losing the plot. Only, Moony has no interest in taking things further than that. But it's enough for Sirius.
Or, it had been, right up until he and James broke down on the side of the road, and were saved by a good-looking local, Remus.
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30 May 2026