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    Ivan suggests they watch porn together. For some reason, Till agrees, and the videos Ivan picks are...weird. The actors bear a strange resemblance to himself and Ivan. It's inspiring, but not in the way Till anticipated it being.

    “Teenage boys watch pornography together all the time,” Ivan confirms. His expression doesn’t waver even a little bit. He is serious, isn’t he?

    “Can you at least say ‘porn’ like a normal person?” Till folds his legs up into his chair, propping his chin up on his knees. Ivan’s fingers fly over the keys, his mouse glides smoothly across the branded pad that came with the computer, and he opens his web browser. When he types ‘porn’ into the address bar, there are no suggested websites that appear. He either never watches it, or he clears his history every time like a creepy stalker freak.

    Ivan adds ‘ography’ to the end of the word before he hits enter. Till despises him. Really and truly, he hates Ivan.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ivan had minimal flaws. None that were significant enough for Unsha to care. The biggest one was his pheromone blindness, but Unsha thought of it as an advantage for Ivan, widening the potential scope of his career aspects.

    Ivan meets Till in a dingy bar. It changes his life forever.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Till always thinks he’s learned his lesson about trusting Ivan, but somehow he always ends up like this: naked in Ivan’s bed.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “Sex is overhyped,” Till says. “Wouldn’t you know? You only have that much sex because you’re disappointed by how mediocre it is all the time.”

    “Wow,” Ivan says, and nothing else.

    Till tests his theory on the inherently boring nature of sex by—well, having lots of it with Ivan.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "You worry me," Lan WangJi tells him seriously. He puts his hands on Wei WuXian's knees for lack of a better place to put them. Wei WuXian places his own hands on top of Lan WangJi's, presumably to stop him from trying again to check his bandages.

     

    "You don't need to worry," Wei WuXian says. "I swear I'm fine. I'll tell you if something feels off. You know me, I'm a huge crybaby whiner."

     

    Lan WangJi frowns at him again. It's true that Wei WuXian can be a bit of a crybaby, but only about injuries that don't actually matter. When it's something important, like a ghost curse or a fundamentally unstable necromantic practice, Wei WuXian keeps it to himself. "Ridiculous," Lan WangJi tells him. Wei WuXian grins down at him.

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    In the Jingshi, after Koi Tower.

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