13 Bookmarks by Azrapod
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The Carte Blanche has been travelling through the Outer Rim for a few weeks now, and Vespa keeps waking up feeling worse and worse. She quickly realizes that it's her Outer heritage coming back to bite her, but before the crew can make a recuperation trip back to Sol, their ship breaks down—and Vespa is tasked with venturing out to buy the part they need to fix it.
As if things weren't bad enough already, Buddy assigns her to complete this mission with Peter Ransom of all people. Peter Ransom who, come to think of it, has also been acting pretty oddly recently. What the hell is up with that?
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04 Jun 2026
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Ambrosia and snake oil are sold by the same vendor by CatSteppingOnAKeyboard
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
07 Aug 2020
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“Twirl for me, Juno.”
“I’ll do it if you close your eyes.”
Nureyev takes his hand and makes Juno twirl. The rainbow skirts of a summer dress flare, a yellow cardigan snapping about him, his gold sandals flashing. The effect is of a rainbow octopus flashing its warning colours on the end of Nureyev’s arm.
Nureyev catches Juno by the waist “You look splendid.”
“I look like I run a mommy-blog.”
“I think that’s the point, Juno.”
Juno Steel is a lot of things. A happy home-maker ain't one of them, but hey, how hard can it be to play nice for a bit, especially if it means uncovering a source of the cure-mother? Except it's not that simple because nothing ever is in Juno's life. Suddenly he and his family are poised on the verge of an intergalactic conspiracy that pits Juno against old friends and enemies, while the fate of a dying species hangs in the balance.
Also some furby nightmare fell out of the vents and Vespa won't let them put it back to the woods.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 189,650
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 451
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22 May 2026
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Fault Lines by CopperLeaf
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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Five months into the trip to Erid, Grace and Rocky accidentally fall into a worm hole. On the other side, they reach Earth.
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01 May 2026
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Juno Steel has done good for Mars as President Aurinko’s bodyguard, but if she doesn’t win her reelection campaign, they’ll both be out of a job. Then paparazzi photos surface of Juno kissing the Brahmese prince. It was only supposed to be a one night stand, but now the press is accusing Buddy of showing special favors to an outcast outer rim planet.
Fixing Brahma’s PR would be a win for both teams, and Buddy has the solution: Juno and Nureyev have to pretend they’ve been carrying on a secret relationship for months, and create a romance so sweeping that the public forgives the ethical breach.
First problem: Nureyev snuck out on Juno without even leaving his name, and Juno is maybe a little bit bitter.
Second problem: Nureyev turns out to be vapid and selfish and grates on Juno’s every nerve.
Third problem: Juno’s starting to suspect that the Brahman prince is hiding more than his planet’s crumbling infrastructure.
Juno’s compelled to keep up the charade long enough to solve this mystery, even if his heart gets broken in the process.
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- English
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- 23,909
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 54
- Kudos:
- 183
- Bookmarks:
- 40
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- 2,276
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17 Mar 2026
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Juno Steel and the Brine of Deception by this_is_a_podcast_fanblog
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
28 Feb 2020
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Juno Steel, pirate on the ship Carte Blanche, did not expect to net a mermaid today.
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01 Jul 2025
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It is 1926, and the world is shit.
Ten years ago, a bloody revolution left a queen dead, a prince exiled, and a princess missing. Rumors on the street say that the Princess Juno Steel is secretly alive, if only so people can claim the reward for reuniting him with Prince Benzaiten and his lady-in-waiting, Rita.
Peter Nureyev is one of those people. He and Mag have been preparing for months to find the perfect princess, and everything’s ready except one thing: they need someone to be Juno Steel. And that someone might just be a one-eyed urchin that stumbles (literally) into their lives.
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- Part 1 of When the World Stops Turning
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,432
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 94
- Bookmarks:
- 29
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23 Mar 2025
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Private Eye Juno Steel has left the bustling city to visit a quiet town tucked away in the mountains—but he's not here to relax. He's here to discover the truth behind a string of murders and disappearances happening in the area. Haunted by the image of his dead mother and with the fallout from a failed case weighing on his conscience, he's determined to repair his reputation by catching the murderer before they can claim another victim.
But why does he keep waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of someone screaming? Why do the townspeople keep talking about ghosts? And what does the mysterious, handsome man who rents the room below his have to do with any of this?
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11 Nov 2024
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31 Jul 2023
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Living on a post apocalyptic planet is no walk in the park, but Juno Steel finds a way to “thrive”. This time, Dark Matters couldn’t help but impose on his mission, sending a rather dashing agent to help him exterminate monsters of a new kind in an abandoned mansion.
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31 Jul 2023
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The Little Thief (Or How Jet Adopted Nureyev) by ThievingAndromeda
Fandom The Penumbra Podcast
03 Sep 2025
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Jet didn't need someone else's life on his conscience. He was hardly capable of taking care of himself as it was. The only company he'd had for years was Ruby and a handful of smuggling contacts, that was all he wanted.
Nureyev didn't need another mentor. Mag was full of empty promises and lies disguised as hope. He didn't need anyone's eyes on him, not when it was so much easier to disappear.
Unfortunately for either of their plans, they happened to meet.
- Words:
- 2,720
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31 Jul 2023
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Where a Hyperion City detective catches a mysterious thief posing as a Dark Matter Agent and the misadventures that follow after.
- Words:
- 162,108
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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12 Jul 2023
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Stupid Problems, Stupid Solutions by CorruptedContainer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Sep 2023
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Jon doesn't have a date for the Magnus Institute's Summer Solstice party, and he's being very normal about it. So normal in fact that he decides to go online and find someone to pretend to be his partner for the night. Fortunately (?) he finds a guy with a surprisingly compatible problem.
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24 Jun 2023
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Dealing With Workaholic Non-Corporeal Colleagues by JakeTakesaBreak
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Jun 2025
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There is a ghost loose in the Archives, and it likes to steal pens.
Martin is annoyed, Tim is having fun and Sasha investigates whether work ethic still applies to someone who is, for all intents and purposes, deceased.
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24 Jun 2023