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Lost in the wilderness of the swamp, Squire Damien worries that he'll be stuck out here forever over a dumb dare.
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Juno Steel was a lot of different guys, depending on the day. Today, it looked like he was an exorcist.
“Look, not to side with the revenant of Croesus Kanagawa,” Juno said, a sentence he had frankly hoped to never say, “but who are we to stop him from wreaking havoc on a few stream sets? He was just murdered by his wife, I’d probably be kicking around a few backdrops too.”
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Juno pulled the blanket over his semi-bare front and held it tight as he meandered down towards the kitchen to finally eat something to soothe his aching insides- at least that was the plan.
There was a crashing sound in the bathroom- followed by shouts. Juno jumped and looked back at the bathroom door. He wanted to pretend he didn’t hear it, maybe it was just an accident. Maybe someone just dropped something- but when Vespa yelled out again- that was hard to ignore.
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Peter Nureyev had been many different people over the years. Rex Glass, Duke Rose, Peter Ransom, among others. But there was one person he hadn’t been in a long, long time: A child named Peter Nureyev.
Until an accident turns Nureyev back into a teenage version of himself with all the thoughts, memories, and emotions he had at the time.
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Twenty years after Peter Nureyev stuck a knife in the back of the thief who raised him in order to save a city full of people, he gets a call from an unknown number. He recognizes the voice on the line almost immediately: it’s Mag, the very man he murdered two decades ago. He’s alive, and he wants to see Nureyev again.
But what are Mag’s intentions? How did he survive Nureyev's killing strike? And what will Juno think, when he gets back from his week-long undercover mission to find the man who’d deceived and manipulated his boyfriend living happily aboard the Carte Blanche?
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'The dust stirred around his feet as Juno came to a stop outside the sheriff's office. He sighed deeply and looked at the stars before stepping inside. Everything was as he left it, except for one thing. Rita wasn’t at her desk. He dropped his hat and coat on it and went into the back office. He knew he had to finish the paperwork, but he wanted nothing more than a bottle of whiskey and to lay in his bed until he passed out or the sun rose again.'
This is my magnum opus. Kind of a rewrite of the events in the Penumbra podcast but if they were all cowboys. There are some things that only happen in the fic and not in canon and vice versa, but most big stuff is canon compliant. (as much as it can be with them not being in space)
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juno has some behavioral self-control issues so nureyev, the kind soul he is, decides to help him with that
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While Carte Blanche is undergoing a tune up before their next space jump, Juno, Nureyev, Rita and Jet get to sample the delights of asteroid Zx-3a. Vespa and Buddy were even taking time away, electing for a working vacation in a neighboring asteroid field.
Juno had to admit it sounded nice. A week of nothing but date nights, palling around town and, yes maybe even a visit to the galaxy’s largest Farris wheel (thanks Rita). Even if Juno is coming down with a cold, what’s the worst that can happen?
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Arum finds that a portion of his defenses have been compromised. He quickly concludes that this means he is unfit to be with Damien and Rilla. Luckily, they are quick to correct that notion for him.
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... one tries to fly away and the other...
Juno has now been on both sides of the coin.
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Rita's supercool rescue Mistah Steel and save his relationship plan!!! by the_monster_m_ash
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
22 Jun 2022
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As much as Juno hates it, it's his turn to play the damsel in distress. Cue Rita killing two birds with one stone by calling a certain thief.
So uh I was trying to come up with reasons to have some Nureyev and Rita bonding moments and also Puck giving Nureyev a shovel talk and also hurt/comfort and a realistic way to bring Nureyev into the season 4 arc because I miss the silly little knife man and so this is what i came up with. Also, the graphic descriptions of violence tag is probably an overstatement, but I just wanted to be careful.
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Rilla isn't quite awake. She's gonna argue anyway, though.
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- Part 13 of the pseudo-canon chronology
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Juno Steel and the First Heist : A Mispronunciation of Objectives by heysu
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
19 Jun 2022
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When The Thief Without a Name has his eye set on one precious stone, but gets distracted by another, more valuable, gem.
(( Kaitou Kid/Detective Conan!Crossover. Nureyev as Kaitou Kid and Juno as Conan/Shinichi. The rest of the cast fill in here and there! ))
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- Part 1 of All Good Thieves Have A Name
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Greetings Traveler! And welcome to the Penumbra.
You’ve picked an excellent moment to visit us. It’s been a while since you’ve come here, hasn’t it? Well, you’re in luck, today we’ve got a few new rooms and along with it new stories that I’m sure you’ll thoroughly enjoy! I’m sure you’ll have a great time with us today, it is always a-
...Hang on. Something is…
Oh, nothing! Nothing is wrong, don’t worry! I’ve just got to… do something.
One moment please, traveler. Come sit in the lobby while I see what is happening…
(A bodyswap au that started as a crack fic, and now is on to be the longest fic I have ever written)
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Juno Steel and the Good-Omens-Verse Rewrite of Murderous Mask that Nobody Asked For by ElCompositor
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jun 2022
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“Oh, I’ve no doubt that you most certainly have it ‘under control’, dear principality,” Rex replies, “But I’ve also heard that you have a habit of, oh how did Michael phrase it? ‘Playing with hellfire and looking to get burned’. Might not be all bad to have someone else around at the end of the day to vouch for your… holiness.” The way it tumbles from his lips, that word sounds obscene. It makes me shiver; I do my best to shake it off.
“Ugh. Fine.” I say, grabbing my coat and swinging it over my shoulders, “But if you’re coming you are not calling me Junostiel the whole time. Just Juno.”
“Juno,” he repeats back slowly, as if appraising its taste on his tongue, before sending me that vulpine smile. “As you wish”
I determinedly ignore my corporation’s treacherous response to that, clear my throat and ask, “Alright Rex, ready?”
“Oh Juno. I’m always ready.” -
incident report no. 127821-3 by goreapologist, Scarlet_Trust
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
17 Jun 2022
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To: DirectorYN@darkmatters.internal.com
From: AgentW@darkmatters.internal.comSubject: Confidential
Please see attached confidential incident report regarding the theft of Mask of Grimpotheuthis, and the potential security breach involving R.Glass.
Witness testimony has been attached.Signed
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The trio of Vespa, Juno and Nureyev end up having to improvise their escape when things go belly up on a heist.
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The human habit of holding hands fascinates Arum, in a quiet sort of way.
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Nureyev was a professional, able to put on a convincing front in the most high intensity situations. He had laughed and talked his way out of situations where many blasters had been pointed at his head. Tonight he found himself using all of his effort to maintain a passable conversation with Jet, who was seated at the kitchen bar. He knew Jet didn't mind - he enjoyed this part of their play because he could talk about cars for a while. Behind the counter, hidden from Jet's view for now, was Juno Steel - strong and beautiful, on his knees, taking Nureyev's cock as deep into his throat as possible.
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“Not all of us are content to sleep the day away, detective mine.”
Nureyev’s long fingers found Juno’s chin, tilting it to the side to meet him for a kiss. One that remained chaste only for as long as it took for Juno’s lips to part.
“But I think I could be convinced to stay in bed a while longer”