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Juno didn't believe in soulmates. Not when he and his brother had matching blue soul marks from when they first bumped elbows. Not when he had a bright pink hand from shaking hands with his plucky secretary. And definitely not when a certain thief leaves him with a blood red mark on his cheek.
It's a soulmate au y'all, get it while it's hot.
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The Carte Blanche has been travelling through the Outer Rim for a few weeks now, and Vespa keeps waking up feeling worse and worse. She quickly realizes that it's her Outer heritage coming back to bite her, but before the crew can make a recuperation trip back to Sol, their ship breaks down—and Vespa is tasked with venturing out to buy the part they need to fix it.
As if things weren't bad enough already, Buddy assigns her to complete this mission with Peter Ransom of all people. Peter Ransom who, come to think of it, has also been acting pretty oddly recently. What the hell is up with that?
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04 Jun 2026
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Ambrosia and snake oil are sold by the same vendor by CatSteppingOnAKeyboard
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
07 Aug 2020
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“Twirl for me, Juno.”
“I’ll do it if you close your eyes.”
Nureyev takes his hand and makes Juno twirl. The rainbow skirts of a summer dress flare, a yellow cardigan snapping about him, his gold sandals flashing. The effect is of a rainbow octopus flashing its warning colours on the end of Nureyev’s arm.
Nureyev catches Juno by the waist “You look splendid.”
“I look like I run a mommy-blog.”
“I think that’s the point, Juno.”
Juno Steel is a lot of things. A happy home-maker ain't one of them, but hey, how hard can it be to play nice for a bit, especially if it means uncovering a source of the cure-mother? Except it's not that simple because nothing ever is in Juno's life. Suddenly he and his family are poised on the verge of an intergalactic conspiracy that pits Juno against old friends and enemies, while the fate of a dying species hangs in the balance.
Also some furby nightmare fell out of the vents and Vespa won't let them put it back to the woods.- Language:
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22 May 2026
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Fault Lines by CopperLeaf
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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Five months into the trip to Erid, Grace and Rocky accidentally fall into a worm hole. On the other side, they reach Earth.
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01 May 2026
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Juno Steel has done good for Mars as President Aurinko’s bodyguard, but if she doesn’t win her reelection campaign, they’ll both be out of a job. Then paparazzi photos surface of Juno kissing the Brahmese prince. It was only supposed to be a one night stand, but now the press is accusing Buddy of showing special favors to an outcast outer rim planet.
Fixing Brahma’s PR would be a win for both teams, and Buddy has the solution: Juno and Nureyev have to pretend they’ve been carrying on a secret relationship for months, and create a romance so sweeping that the public forgives the ethical breach.
First problem: Nureyev snuck out on Juno without even leaving his name, and Juno is maybe a little bit bitter.
Second problem: Nureyev turns out to be vapid and selfish and grates on Juno’s every nerve.
Third problem: Juno’s starting to suspect that the Brahman prince is hiding more than his planet’s crumbling infrastructure.
Juno’s compelled to keep up the charade long enough to solve this mystery, even if his heart gets broken in the process.
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17 Mar 2026
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Juno Steel and the Brine of Deception by this_is_a_podcast_fanblog
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
28 Feb 2020
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Juno Steel, pirate on the ship Carte Blanche, did not expect to net a mermaid today.
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01 Jul 2025