ApparentlyConfuddled
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- Brassic (TV) (5)
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Erin is the only one who can pull of a Job, but Vinnie is less than pleased about it.
Seemingly he is overruled, but I'm sure Erin will make it up to him...
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- Part 5 of Messy People, Beautiful Hearts
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Erin overhears Vinnie talking about them to the lads. She then thinks about what she can do to prove to Vinnie that she is all in.
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- Part 4 of Messy People, Beautiful Hearts
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The smutty follow on from 'A Robbery a day keeps the sadness away'. It can be stand alone (I think) but it would make a little more sense if you gave read the other stories too.
Honestly, this is 95% Smutty goodness. These two idiots have been fighting it for so long I just want them to be happy and content... so that's what I wrote.
This is fully written, just re-reading before posting.
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- Part 3 of Messy People, Beautiful Hearts
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The gang have noticed Vinnie being a little down, so what better to brighten the mood than a good old-fashioned heist. The gang get up to their typical shenanigans and Erin and Vinnie get closer...
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- Part 2 of Messy People, Beautiful Hearts
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Vinnie is having a rough time and is in a bad place mentally. He is avoiding the rest of the gang but Erin finds him and lets him know how loved he is.
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- Part 1 of Messy People, Beautiful Hearts
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Basically a bunch of stories loosely connected in the Brassic world for Erin and Vinnie.
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- 28,716
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- 5
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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Bookmarked by ApparentlyConfuddled
12 Jul 2026
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by ApparentlyConfuddled
10 Jul 2026
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Nobody moves for a moment as Shane stares the woman down, and he’s seconds away from sawing the damn thing off himself, when the woman nods to the men surrounding the hybrid. And then there’s a flurry of movement, a clicking sound and then the men stand back to reveal Ilya in his bare faced glory, unobstructed by the muzzle.
Shane takes him in, inhaling softly at the sharp cheekbones, the moles dusted over his face, the pillowy lips that are set in a firm, displeased line. Shane wonders how big his fangs are. If he was a fighter, they must have been sharpened regularly.
Shane doesn’t want to think about the damage this wall of a hybrid had inflicted on others, the damage he could inflict on Shane. The hybrid stares at him, expression hard to determine but the intensity of it has Shane holding back a shiver. He’s staring at Shane like he can see every thought inside of him, calculating. As if they were on opposing sides of a ring, ready for the bell to chime and for Ilya to go in for the kill.
Shane gets roped into fostering a troublesome hybrid with a bad track record. Except what begins as a cordial arrangement turns into something much more complicated.
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Bookmarked by ApparentlyConfuddled
28 Jun 2026
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begin again (don't carry your father's sins more than you can take) by hope27
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 May 2026
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What if Ilya answered the phone call from his brother when Shane was at his house. What if Shane could be there for him and how would it have changed their relationship moving forward?
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Shane didn’t hear from Ilya again for the rest of the day. He had just crawled into bed, and was about to slip on his glasses on to read the book from his bedside table when his phone buzzed
The message he found when he opened their thread was not what he expected
Lily: I think you packed wrong shirt by mistake.
The photo was Ilya’s hands holding Shane’s white t-shirt. He stared at the picture as heat rose to his cheeks, biting his lower lip as he tried to figure out what he should respond. Before he could start typing another message appeared.
Lily: This one is too small for me.
Shane scowled, his embarrassment quickly turning to annoyance.
Jane: It is not. We are the same size.
Lily: Uh, no. We are not. I am bigger than you.
Jane: Asshole. You are not.
Lily: You have seen me without shirt. Do not pretend.
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- 2/3
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Bookmarked by ApparentlyConfuddled
10 May 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of ejo + hr
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- English
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- 22,370
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by ApparentlyConfuddled
13 Feb 2026