Alyss_Mainwaring
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‘Galahad, no.’
‘Galahad Senior, yes.’
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- Part 4 of Kingsman OneShots
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There are noises emanating from Harry's office.
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- Part 3 of Kingsman OneShots
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An attempt to become official that fails.
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- Part 1 of Kingsman OneShots
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Pure fluff. Merlin at Statesman needing something for his legs being a little bit of an asshole.
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- Part 2 of Kingsman OneShots
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Marinette has gotten the internship of her dreams. She has a few mood swings whilst undertaking it, however.
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Saved one-shots on my computer from 2018.
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Countdown for the last SP book by Alyss_Mainwaring
Fandom Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
03 Sep 2014
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Catch a Falling Sith and Put Him in Your Pocket by wolfiefics
Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
25 Jun 2026
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Marshall Commander Cody of 212th Battalion, nominal head of the 3rd Systems Army and 7th Sky Corps had no excuse for the Sith trying to get in his bed. Really, he didn’t. But 10/10, he’d do it again.
Bookmarked by Alyss_Mainwaring
23 Jun 2026
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Jango is in love. How can he not be? Have you seen that fight video that’s gone viral?
Takes up from the fantastic ‘Just Go Kill Palpatine’ and runs naked into the hills screaming a war chant about sweet potatoes.
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- Part 2 of Sare Liz' Christmas Gift Depot
- Part 1 of The Red Thread That Binds Us Together
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- 8/11
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Bookmarked by Alyss_Mainwaring
30 May 2026
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Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! by Bangs_Coffee_Fandoms_Unite
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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“Cody…” Obi-Wan said softly, his expression shifting. His eyelashes fluttered faintly, a sudden nervousness creeping across his face—an expression the commander had never before seen directed at him. “I… I didn’t think you would do this here, now, if at all. I had perhaps a small idea of your affections after Scarif, but I didn’t believe you would be so bold. Though, with both of us grievously injured, I suppose you thought you had no choice but to be bold…”
Then the Jedi traitor looked at the commander with what could only be described as devastatingly sincere heart-eyes as the tension melted from his jaw, replaced by a relaxed, almost dreamy look. “Oh, Cody… I love you, too…”
Cody blinked once, then twice, then uttered a strangled, “Huh—ghhnnghh…?”
__________Or: After Cody’s inhibitor chip is accidentally activated early, Obi-Wan, who is Stewjoni, where combat and courtship are often one and the same, mistakes his dear commander’s murder attempts for courting.
Bookmarked by Alyss_Mainwaring
28 May 2026
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Whatever he was expecting, it was not what he saw when he finally reached his General. Kenobi was standing in the middle of a spacious cave, illuminated by a blueish light radiating from hundreds of little crystals that grew all around the cave. Cody saw enough holos of the Crystal Caves on Ilum to recognise kyber crystals.
The General turned around and walked further into the cave, jumping around boulders and shiny crystals with unnatural ease. The General obviously had a target in mind because he didn't stop, his brown robes flying around his body with each jump. After a moment, the General slowed down, perched on a little rock ledge. Carefully, he reached out to a nest of shining crystals.
“Sir, don’t-” before Cody could finish that sentence, Kenobi touched the crystal.
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Bookmarked by Alyss_Mainwaring
26 May 2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.
“Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
“Is she…?”
“...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
“Could she be lying?”
“Sure, but what could we do about it?”
“I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
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Bookmarked by Alyss_Mainwaring
25 May 2026