Married with Grubs

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• ==>Dave: Be the First-Time Daddy by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jan 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Original Female Human Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which dave and terezi begin building their miniature army
  • of miniature people
  • featuring Minnesota Madsden as the foster mother
  • and Django Strider as the baby
  • dave raps under pressure
  • Phase One
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Dave Strider and you're gonna do this thing, you're gonna be a dad.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase One: Babies, 1/6)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,813

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  55

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  1,125

• ==>Roxy: Expect by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jan 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jake English/Roxy Lalonde
  • Jake English & Roxy Lalonde
  • Jake English
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which jake and roxy do the horizontal tango one too many times
  • and create a third partner
  • and also have a really weird and unhealthy relationship
  • Phase One
  • of the Married with Grubs event
  • featuring the appearance of Jasper English-Lalonde

  Summary

  Your name is Roxy Lalonde and oooooh, man.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase One: Babies, 2/6)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,932

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  41

  Hits:

  1,061

• ==>Jade and Karkat: Get Grub by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jan 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Original Troll Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which jade and karkat have a mondo disagreement
  • and also adopt a grub
  • who happens to be a Makara by birth
  • say hello Dustin Makara Harley
  • co-authored and including naughty words
  • oh my
  • also in which there is a wedding at the Sherlockbound Vegas equivalent
  • also an explosion
  • but that's not part of the wedding
  • Phase One
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Jade Harley and you stick to your convictions.
  ___
  Your name is Karkat Vantas and so do you.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase One: Babies, 3/6)

  Series

  • Part 3 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,997

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  62

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  4,079

• ==>Vriska: Find the Perfect Grub by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jan 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • John Egbert/Vriska Serket
  • John Egbert
  • Vriska Serket
  • Original Troll Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which vriska takes the time to locate a grub a Very Specific Color
  • and john is okay with that
  • they are awful parents naming their child Casey
  • but there you go
  • Phase One
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Vriska Serket and you are on the hunt.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase One: Babies, 4/6)

  Series

  • Part 4 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,972

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  81

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  1,565

• ==>Terezi: Be the Mom by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jan 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Original Troll Character(s)
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which terezi finds out the downside to having a miniature army of miniature people
  • is that they are quite miniature
  • but that is also an upside
  • there is no ironic angel coming to save you mrs. district attorney
  • Phase One
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Terezi Pyrope and if your children don't settle down you are going to get UPSET.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase One: Babies, 5/6)

  Series

  • Part 5 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,309

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  50

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  957

• ==>Dirk: Be Terrified by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Jan 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jane Crocker/Dirk Strider
  • Jane Crocker
  • Dirk Strider
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which dirk and jane's second child is a premie
  • and has lung issues
  • and dirk is ostensibly worried
  • based on my little sister's birth
  • Phase One
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Dirk Strider and you don't want to lose your son.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase One: Babies, 6/6)

  Series

  • Part 6 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,324

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  56

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,127

• ==>Karkat: Soothe Daughter by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Feb 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Original Troll Character(s)
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which karkat puts his chucklevoodoo-soothing skills to good use
  • on a very frightened child who can't control herself yet
  • and there is midnight ice cream
  • Phase Two
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Karkat Vantas and there is whimpering down the hall in your daughter's room.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase Two: Childhood, 1/5)

  Series

  • Part 7 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,079

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  37

  Hits:

  1,053

• ==>Karkat: Lead Dad's Group by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  03 Feb 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Jane Crocker/Dirk Strider
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Original Troll Character(s)
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which some incompetent villainy is afoot
  • and you messed with the wrong dad's group today motherglubber
  • Phase Two
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Karkat Vantas and when the children are at stake, you'll do anything to bring them home safely.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase Two: Childhood, 2/5)

  Series

  • Part 8 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,468

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,002

• ==>Dave: Take Son Camping by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Feb 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which dave is going to die in the woods
  • and his son will have to eat his body to survive
  • Carry On My Wayward Son
  • Phase Two
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Dave Strider and your son is definitely trying to kill you.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase Two: Childhood, 3/5)

  Series

  • Part 9 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,451

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  34

  Hits:

  766

• ==>Rose: Summon Dark Forces by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  03 Feb 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • Original Troll Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which use of the broodfester tongues is revolutionized for effective parenting
  • wednesday you put that salt down this instant young lady
  • Phase Two
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Rose Lalonde-Maryam and your children are about to feel your cold, slimy wrath.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase Two: Childhood, 4/5)

  Series

  • Part 10 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  954

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  50

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  866

• ==>Dayvee: Be Weirded Out by Quilly

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, F/F
  • Complete Work

  03 Feb 2014

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Original Troll Character(s)
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • part of the Sherlockbound/Fun with Dirk and Jane universe
  • incredibly self-indulgent babyfic
  • in which dayvee strider wishes his sorta-moirail had a different hobby
  • and rose and kanaya are the best and most supportive moms
  • no really
  • they are fine with almost everything
  • wednesday is at the end of her rope
  • send help
  • Phase Two
  • of the Married with Grubs event

  Summary

  Your name is Dayvee Strider and if Wednesday tangles your wig in another attempt to get a reaction out of her moms you're gonna poke her in the eye.

  (Part of the Married with Grubs event for the Sherlockbound/Life with Dirk and Jane series. Phase Two: Childhood, 5/5)

  Series

  • Part 11 of Married with Grubs

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,106

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  58

  Hits:

  739