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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.

    A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.

    Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Shane turned around, and noticed a few things. One was that he was in a tiny cleaning cupboard. The other was that he wasn’t alone - instead, he was joined by Ilya Rozanov, and a 7 foot tall magical bear standing menacingly in the corner of the room. Although, he’s not really sure there’s a way for a giant magical bear to stand in a corner and not look menacing.

    ”Roz?”

    Before he could say anything else, the bear and the lynx rushed from the room, slamming the door behind them with a click.

    “… Did they lock the door?”

    ———

    What if hockey mascots were magical, and far too invested in Shane Hollander’s love life?

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “What do you know about it,” asked Ilya. He looked up toward the night sky, which was starless under the bright street lamps. “The curse, I mean. What did she tell you?”

    “So you do know about it,” said Fabian. Ilya turned back to look at him. 

    “A bit,” said Ilya. He took another deep drag of his cigarette. “It took my mother. In a way.”

    “I’m so sorry,” said Fabian. He kicked his boot into the wall. “My friend mentioned it was a bloodline thing.”

    “Yes,” said Ilya. “Rarer for men to have it, but. Here I am.”

    Irina was a Siren. Ilya has always been cursed to be just like her.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    07 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    06 Jun 2026